Embarrassment is my vibrator falling out of laundry bag and rolling across the wash house floor on a crowded Sunday morning. Originally Posted by NikkiWhiteWhen I was heavy into the swinging lifestyle, I lived in Houston at the time with a woman. Once a year we would go to Desire in Cancun. For whatever reason, she makes me pack all the vibes/toys/dildos in MY bag. I'm like WTF, lol. Well, as we're going through customs, I hear one of the vibs going off...and it was on high. They opened the bag to see what it was and pulled it out in front of everyone in line. We got quite the applause, but I think my face was red as hell!
Lesson learned? Take the fucking batteries out of the damn vibes while traveling! LOL
