A hobbiests idea of beauty

Chincho's Avatar
Nikki, A good cross section of the average dating pool yes you are correct. Why get all excited about getting the average. I got plenty of average horses I wish somebody would get excited about buying! Maybe I need a San Antonio hooker for a horse salesman
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Nikki, I got Seventeen average horses that I can count in my head right now and I'm sure there's more I just am not thinking of you wanta find a sucker to buy them I'll pay a commission!
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Fuck y'all sell the average with above average skill and have below average collection for payment of services rendered.
I hate to say it but being a a salesperson and providing use the same skills.

Meet a stranger. Make them comfortable. Give them real info about yourself and be genuine so that they open up in return. Ask them what they seek or read their body language to figure out what product they are looking for. Give said product with enthusiasm. Express your gratitude and make sure they feel happy about their purchase while exiting your storefront. Collect commission.
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Beauty is in the eye when you hold her. Originally Posted by tzv13
Bullshit....
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  • tzv13
  • 03-26-2015, 01:39 PM
Bullshit.... Originally Posted by Chincho
That is called a Rickyism from The Trailer Park Boys.
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You can tell me that about A woman who has given birth to a dozen of your kids and I'll agree but not a hoe your paying for.
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Ha! It's not like we're a bunch of Brad Pitts. Their average customer looks like this:

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/loc...on-6127916.php
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Chincho, you are making this more complicated than it needs to be. You don't rent companionship by the hour. You rent sex acts. Since I assume that you are a guy, then you are capable of fucking just about anything. So it comes down to price.
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I'm pretty picky and tend towards eye candy but I can say without a doubt that I have had some eccie women that were waaaay above my pay grade. I'm a decent looking guy and have never had trouble getting pretty girls to date me in the real world but I come here for 1 of 2 reasons...

1. It's simpler, convenient, and takes less effort... or
2. I want to fuck someone really, really hot.

I can think of about 5 girls right off the top of my head from here or the former site that I would have definitely hit on in a real-world bar.
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My primary "mission" is companionship, allied with chemistry, communication, and then, very likely, copulation.

As far as physical beauty is concerned, way down on my list, and way outranked by inner beauty.

Originally Posted by ck1942

This is about the dumbest thing said on a hooker board. Inner beauty, are you fucking kidding? Do you bring your own paper bags or do they supply them?
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Chincho, you are making this more complicated than it needs to be. You don't rent companionship by the hour. You rent sex acts. Since I assume that you are a guy, then you are capable of fucking just about anything. So it comes down to price. Originally Posted by flinde
several have posted that for them it is about companionship.
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I'm a simpleton flinde!! I don't try to complicate things but it happens...
Do y'all really think most of these women are hot?...

...Now I have struck out as much or more as anybody else that's a normal person when picking up women so yes I understand renting some pussy if you happen to have struck out that day/night, or renting some pussy as a celebration for something. But why do guys pretend how beautiful these women are? All you gotta say is hey hooker I struck out at bar/club I got 200 bucks do you want the money?

Are you really so fucked up the only women you get in life charge by the hour? (Seems that alone should fail you during screening)... Originally Posted by Chincho
I'll just say that of the women I have met here have been amazing not only in personality, but also I find attractive, hot and beautiful. Definitely women I'd love to hit on at a bar, not that I go to bars much.

Everyone has different things they like to do here. Whether it's a quickie, half hour, hour, or all afternoon/evening fling, overnight, doubles, etc...people like to do different things and fulfill unique adventures, with also combining who they may deem attractive or hot. Who cares what other people do and who they do it with? Or if it is in fact their only source to find a woman to spend time with. Not for me to judge, everyone has different tastes as we all know around here. I wouldn't blame someone if these were the only women they saw as many can provide some pretty badass fantasies that you just can't find anywhere else. I strike out as much as the next guy, but myself and ladies here also tend to create some pretty awesome ideas and turn into reality that just wouldn't happen even if I did score a date in the real world to the movies.

My primary "mission" is companionship, allied with chemistry, communicationand then, very likely, copulation.... Originally Posted by ck1942
+1
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I've seen several providers who had showcases and reviews that made me think they're fucking hot only to be sorely disappointed because the pics were old or altered and review descriptions were exaggerated--now the actual physical services provided were on par most of the time --but the physical beauty has mostly lacked, there have also been a few hotties who lived up to the hype ��. I'm here for the sex with beautiful women I don't need companionship or fake pillow talk but we're all different Originally Posted by Camille1987
If I understand you correctly dr. grey part of what your saying is why should we care and to each his own. The problem is When they exaggerate and mislead people with old pictures as in the case above. He was expecting a new car that drove great not an old battered up car that still drove great. If a car dealer is selling a ten year old car he doesn't advertise a picture of it when it was brand new he uses a picture of how it looks now.