How old is to old for hobbing?

My idol, American author Charles Bukowski, wrote that he hoped to die in his mid-80's, while fucking an 18 y/o girl.

Sadly, he died of leukemia instead at only 73.

I've adopted his death wish for my own, and I have only a few more years to age enough to achieve the goal. And there will always be an 18 y/o hooker available.

If I succeed, I'm going to make sure it gets into my obituary somehow, even if only by referencing Bukowski.

I know that Charles has at least one other fan on the board, Raindog. But, his poetry and fiction should be must-reading for any literate member: you can start with a 1972 collection of short stories, "Erections, Ejaculations, Exhibitions, and General Tales of Ordinary Madness". See if you can't find yourself somewhere in there.

At minimum, maybe the OP can reconsider his worry of being "too old to hobby" at 46. Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I salute you Sir!

I want all the ladies in my nursing home to be awestruck when I die and they realize that I wasn't screwing just one but all of them! Originally Posted by LA Man

The highest concentration of STDs is a huge retirement community in FL. I feel we are doing something right being safe.

I will NOTTTT Be Retiring in Florida !!! Fuck that Shit !!!
I believe Vegas is sounding quite a bit more appealing at the moment...
Then again... there are some Super Hot Providers in FL...
and TX, LA, MS, and well, Perhaps I should do some traveling in my
"Golden Years" Yes, I would call it my "World Tour" How Appropriate !!!
BTW... What a Great Thread !!!

Just wondering what everyone thinks. Yes I'm getting up in age 46 years of age but (EVERYTHING) still works. Originally Posted by bobbyhoui

That last part puts you in better shape than approximately half of the hobbiest on this board who never run out of Vitamin V. It would be nice for the ladies to chip in, but I'm guessing that the median age of hobbyists here is somewhere north of 50.

this "old chick" is gonna rock it till they have to pry that "last dick outta my dead cold mouth".....lol

Wow so I guess I should stop crying about my age!!! Lol

I'm in my mid 40's. Until I get married, I'll be seeing the wonderful ladies of eccie.....or maybe they'll make me not want to get married! LOL! Originally Posted by ilovethemgirls68

Or you'll still see these lovely ladies if you get stuck with a wife who RARELY puts out anymore, like my wife, but you don't want to get divorced and pay child support X3 and break up your family. I need something to break up the monotony of jerking off. I'm early 40's by the way.

I am late 60's and enjoy the hobby more than ever. If you stay in shape the dick stays rock hard and the young providers don't seem to notice age but $$$$$ and a hard dick.
Not sure why but I don't need the big V pill, just natural hard all the time.
I sometimes wonder what the young lady is thinking while my cock is down her throat and she is looking up at me but hey if she is good with it, I damn sure am ok with it.

Hell I didn't start until I was 51 and don't see quitting in my future anytime soon!!

You're too old to hobby when you run out of money, whether you're 21 or 91. As long as you can get the dollar "up" you can hobby.

The Villages!!!

Huge female to make ratio.

One of the largest blue pill (black) markets in the country.

#1 LE call is to break up chick fights over men.

If I outlive my wife, I'm there!

The highest concentration of STDs is a huge retirement community in FL. I feel we are doing something right being safe. Originally Posted by wildwing

And all the funny shit going lass on here today!! Lmaof...oh..well....sort and behave. Bahaha...xoxo..

Ya'L need those HEELS..ANZ NOBODY CAN TELL TIME ANYWAY..SO FUCK. IT....LET'S HAVE FUN ...SHALL WE??