HELP!!! URGENT!!!

Too funny SO-FA-KING-fun

SKF, did your mom show you the shower attachment I got her, to go with ricki's rig?

I got this one for Granny on her big 75th...ain't seen her since

Sybian

Oh sofakingfun, please show a little more gravitas here. This is a serious ho fucking board

"Cobwebs", rr? Pffft! Not SofaKingMom. I get my deviant pervs from her side of the family. Cool shower piece though. Thanks for the suggestion. I like it!

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How? Just go any Taco Cabana and get one? Can I get one at the Drive-thru, or do I have to go inside?

I don't know if the gardener would be all that thrilled about that idea, though. He seems like a jealous bastard....

But I will keep it in-mind. Thanck you!

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Kka, I'll see if they're running a buy-one-get-one free sale. If so, you got it!

Come on peeps. Only a few hours left before they close....


Help me give Mom a happy ending, here.

Any other suggestions??
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Thancks all!!



Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Errr.."give Mom a happy ending " ? I thought that was Dad's purpose in life. And I don't know if the "massage parlors / relaxation spas (cough ! ) " do that for women. Might not be too good of an idea just now anyway what with the LE sweeps that have been going on. Wouldn't want Mom to show up on the 6 and 10 o'clock news now would we !!