Glenfiddich on the rocks, with a water back. Always drink water stay hydrated. Never mix good single malt, if its too strong for you, let the ice melt.
When that dog bites, bite the bitch back.
Back on topic...
One of my favorite Clint Eastwood quotes:
"a man's got to know his limitations..."
How are you going to know your limits if you don't push yourself to the edge occasionally? With the hobby, it may be different, you already know your preferences what you like and where you draw the line.
Golden showers and poop play are definitely too weird for me. But there are those out there, (way out there), that like that. Everyone has their limits. Mine are rather vanilla also, but I try to keep an open mind.