Got stranded with a Hooker in my Volvo last night.

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^^^^ Hey now....check out Seeking~P's fart box....
sounds more like WS
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What is this Volvo you speak of? Originally Posted by D.G.
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?p=10...post1056740320
  • cr76
  • 05-27-2015, 07:22 AM
If this was really Dorian there wouldn't be so much fail... I don't know whether to or Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus
I was thinking the same thing.
  • D.G.
  • 05-27-2015, 09:31 AM
You spent the night after you had a hooker with you in the car? I bet that Volvo is funky as hell......dayum you know yall smelled bad and were sticky! Originally Posted by The Player
This is why god created air conditioning and pine tree air freshener
  • D.G.
  • 05-27-2015, 09:32 AM
Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
Nope. Those are just your armpits so put your arms down.
  • D.G.
  • 05-27-2015, 09:34 AM
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?p=10...post1056740320 Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Up at 12:30am replying to this. Got beat up at call of duty by some 11 year old Australian kids again? Gotta vent somewhere.
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  • mr666
  • 05-27-2015, 10:01 AM
What's wrong being up at 12:30 in the morning?
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LMAO at this whole thread!!!

So did you pay her that overnight rate??
Up at 12:30am replying to this. Got beat up at call of duty by some 11 year old Australian kids again? Gotta vent somewhere. Originally Posted by D.G.
It was actually doodie calling.

All this japs i piled on my bbq.....hit me.
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You slept on a hookers vulva?

And from looking at thejttime you spend on here you still live your parents. Tell you mom next time not to burn the roast. Originally Posted by D.G.
Me thincks that was chopshop.

http://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=1056...&postcount=193

^^^^ Hey now....check out Seeking~P's fart box.... Originally Posted by Russ38
That's what I'm talkin bout.

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That's what I'm talkin bout. Originally Posted by oilfieldscum
Goddamn right.....but that crucifix on her ass is a little disturbing....it would have to go....
  • D.G.
  • 05-27-2015, 02:54 PM
You slept on a hookers vulva?



Me thincks that was chopshop.

http://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=1056...&postcount=193 Originally Posted by oilfieldscum
That boy was bringing hookers to his parents house? Sound like he voted for Obama.
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  • 5T3V3
  • 05-27-2015, 03:31 PM
"got stranded with a hooker in a Volvo last night ..."

Isn't that a Rodney Carrington song?

got stranded with a hooker in a Volvo last night ...
the IOP it was out of site
and just when I thought I was getting a head ...
you owe me for two more hours she said ...