What do u like to talk about?

I'm not going to lie, I was a nervous awkward fucktard. I had visions of LE busting in, a bad ass pimp with a gun, jealous husband/boyfriend, the pitcher of Kool-Aid busting through a wall yelling, "OHHHHH YEEEAAAHHHH!" I knew none of these things would happen, but my head rambles 3 steps ahead of any given moment with scenarios. Originally Posted by Mojo1972

That rush when you look behind the door and actually see her is great.

myself, usually start off with some small talk about each other. sometimes leads to more in depth conversations depending on personalities and if you hit it off.

at the end once we've gotten to know each other I like to see if they have any good crazy hobby stories to share. and oh damn, is there things I never imagined.

this is all based on first time meetings. girls who know me from previous meetings, we can yap about anything.

Greenpeace....

Talk about whatever you want, I'm ADHD as fuck and won't remember half that shit anyway until we drop trou....then I got photographic memory.....

I love to talk about how good, your clothes are going to look on the floor....

Then slap the donation down... Hehe!

No talk, straight to the bed to get my pussy. We can talk while we are having sex. While im inside of her.

Upon first sight, if the mood is right, words need not be spoken. In case there is a little uneasy feeling, complements always help. "Wow! You look/smell/feel (if your hugging (always an ice breaker)) nice/good/great." While getting undressed, keep it simple sweety. Talk about the last hour leading up to the encounter. Unless you had a HHR or BNG session beforehand.

I don't, and for that reason I actually appreciate the Latin ladies with no/minimal English.

We see beautiful and anonymous women around us all the time at restaurants/airports/work. The hobby is as close as you can come to the fantasy/desire of being able to just walk up to one and have sex with her on the spot without all the effort of getting a civvie into bed.

Just in case, I keep three words in my back pocket:

"Sorry, wrong room".

How about a glass of wine and for the girls that like to be laid back, how about a shot of tequila!! Party on!!

Don T when I meet u someday if u use words I don't know like that I'll probably just look at u like uh duh let's talk about the weather...lol...and I have a descent vocabulary too but I don't even know what that stuff is ur talking about. Originally Posted by alexandriajuly

No problem, that's why I favor obscure topics....so whenever I say stupid shit (as I'm disposed to do), you wouldn't know.

Or, when some chick is hip to the Yellowstone caldera we could just try to re-enact its formation 640,000 years ago....while attempting Fibonacci retracements of my blood pressure in my haid in order to....you know, control the eruption and all that.

Don T, I have the same angle.

I want to walk in asking their views on Politics, Religion. then interrupt saying, "I'm jus' playin'."

Then while undressing them I ask their views on Quantum Mechanics, and Sub-Sub realities within multiple timelines of this exact same moment in space/time that we are experiencing right now at that moment. The infinite possibilities.

As their eyes glaze over and hopefully before throat punch I'll let them off the hook stating I'm a Metal-head Geek talking 25 cent words out a 5 cent mouth. "

"You got change for a dollah?"

Don T. and Mojo, you made me hot!

I can shut up and let my tongue do the talking by following the Braille bumps down your chest into your trousers, or we can have a nice chat about integers, seismology, geology, physics, cosmic theory, or who said what on "The Big Bang Theory." I have a wide range of interests.

Problem is, I'll probably know when you are trying to blow smoke up my pretty, pale, ample arse.

I talk a lot about my cock, and my classic cars...and how I came to be this good looking
and my rescue dog from Afghanistan, and the local charity my company supports
and my secret sour dough pizza recipe......

Fibonacci numbers, and the Yellowstone caldera Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak

Don,
You find a chick that understands FibonaccI numbers, please share. I think smart girls are sexy as hell. But yeah, I'm like a chameleon, I can carry on a conversation with CFOs, or sit on the curb and have a beer with the local wino. Ride with redneck cowboys or hardcore bikers. So whatever the conservation is I can hold up my end.
As long as it's not about reality TV I'm good. We all have our limits ya know. (subliminal plug)
Most conversations are genuine get to know you stuff, where are you from, family, past relationships, divorced etc... But eventually, sometime during the session the talk finds it way back here. More often than not we talk about the fucktard on Eccie.
I wonder why that is?