Provider section - For the Ladies?

I need a personal lizard destoryer any takers?

I'd kill some lizards for you DM , I have some free time.

No no no! I retired swinging my junk, everytime i get out it pulls me back it...ehh didnt we do this already Originally Posted by kinkyorca

yeah, just a couple days ago some "hobbyist selling himself" or trying to anyway. He didn't know what he was doing and the thread got away from him. We turned it into one helluva party though, mermaid hookers, dolphin trannies, midgets and penguins and midget penguins. Didn't you get busted trying to score some sushi at an illegal bait shop? That was one week I'll never forget, if only I could remember it. Didn't Godzilla show up with some radioactive tuna from Japan? It's all kinda blurry, but everybody told me I had a good time, so maybe I did. I just know one more go round like that will probably kill me. But heh, who wants to live forever...

Fucking Armatures... Originally Posted by boardman

You up for this again old man?
Got digits for any hot Nazi babes to bring to the party?

I need a personal lizard destoryer any takers? Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Lizard killing... phhtttt.
Ya'll need to quit thinking small time. I'm talking about partying with the Big Kahuna. Talking about the Mean Green Godzilla. Ya'll gonna throw big or stay home.

Thank you, wily and Lorde, but I see a couple of gents who PAY ME to do most of that for me. (The chihuahuas take care of the lizards.) They like "pleasing."

Life is grand for a lucky Irish lass.

The ladies have two sections on icky for reviews ... Powder Room, aka Tampon Talk, and Infoshare. Geez, at least three of these damn threads in past two weeks.

pyramider seems a bit out of it today. Someone send him some "taint" photos plz.

The ladies have two sections on icky for reviews ... Powder Room, aka Tampon Talk, and Infoshare. Geez, at least three of these damn threads in past two weeks. Originally Posted by pyramider

Things get a lil slow, economy takes a downward turn and these fucktards can't come up with no hobby money. Maybe they could get a second job slinging hash at the local greasy spoon. I've yet to see any successful gigolo section around here, and don't think it'll happen any time soon neither. But heh, if they want to come out and make a fool of themselves I'm all for it. I could always use a good chuckle a couple times a day.

Oh well, guess it time to polish my fluke and get my rhienstone encrusted g-string out of the pawn shop. If its a mangina the ladies want, a mangina they will get....cue magic mike theme song....."brown chicken brown cow!"

Been kicking the idea around about coming out of retirement... But I'm having a pretty good run lately. I enjoy sex for pleasure slightly more than sex for money, about 60/40. I'll let you test the market. If there's a demand for good quality cock I may go back to work. But for now I'll take any appointments you're not able to accommodate.

Lol..

Been kicking the idea around about coming out of retirement... But I'm having a pretty good run lately. I enjoy sex for pleasure slightly more than sex for money, about 60/40. I'll let you test the market. If there's a demand for good quality cock I may go back to work. But for now I'll take any appointments you're not able to accommodate. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

You got the part where this entire thread was a joke right?

Dishes.. seriously?

Now OP....Garfield would lick the dishes clean for Lasagna.

What would you lick clean?

Now OP....Garfield would lick the dishes clean for Lasagna.
What would you lick clean? Originally Posted by Luvs2Purrr

You know the drill.

You got the part where this entire thread was a joke right?
Dishes.. seriously? Originally Posted by wily

this is not so much a joke as much as it is a COPY of a joke. But heh, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Hobby On my friends.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1254827

Now OP....Garfield would lick the dishes clean for Lasagna.

What would you lick clean? Originally Posted by Luvs2Purrr

Honestly, it has been quite a while since I have played with the culinary accessories of the cunniling kind. Whipped cream, honey, chocolate or strawberry syrup, candies....

Honestly, it has been quite a while since I have played with the culinary accessories of the cunniling kind. Whipped cream, honey, chocolate or strawberry syrup, candies.... Originally Posted by wily

All sounds very tasty.