AF = BP != EECIE

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^^^ above finished floor? ?? Really? That's the best u cam up with? Affordable friendly fuck. Asian fish fetish. Ask for freebies. All for fucking. Animal fuck fest. Amateur fast fingers, etc.... and u say above finished floor? . Lol. That's pathetic. But this 1 is for u baby. My favorite. ANY FREE FOOD Originally Posted by SweetDulce
Asian Fish Fetish?? LMAO!!!!!
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It's a real one....he didn't come up with it. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Sr. Barato. Enlighten me
For what you want.. you'd probably do better on CL even, responses might be hella slow but if you know how to weed out spam and can discern those who are not serious you might find someone worth seeing. Also, try POF.

Any man of reasonable means and confidence should be able to go out into the real world and find SBs... that's where half of my patrons come from. Whenever you're dealing with anonymous online personas you can expect alot of meh before you hit pay dirt. You don't go out?
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POF, OKCUPID
Sr. Barato. Enlighten me Originally Posted by SweetDulce
Usage: when my lady bends over for standing doggy, I prefer her cunt to be 38" AFF







and .....


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To the original poster.... You're going to have to start by investing some time doing research. Honestly we can't tell what you're looking for and likewise we can't tell you specifically what to do but it all begins by doing a lot of research. If you want pay for play then this site is a good start but so will getting a premium membership so you can learn more details. Then once you think you have a really basic understanding go to P411, which is a verification website and get a membership there. See some newbie providers, get some references, then you're on your way down the yellow brick road to hobbyvile.

If you're looking for something more consistent then perhaps the SB route is what you need but again lots of research. Find out what websites are worth it and which ones suck. You got to put in your time and it's not going to happen all at once unless you want to just stroll into an AMP and let them take care of you. It's really not that difficult. In fact I hear lots of cavemen can do it.
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For what you want.. you'd probably do better on CL even, responses might be hella slow but if you know how to weed out spam and can discern those who are not serious you might find someone worth seeing. Also, try POF.

Any man of reasonable means and confidence should be able to go out into the real world and find SBs... that's where half of my patrons come from. Whenever you're dealing with anonymous online personas you can expect alot of meh before you hit pay dirt. You don't go out? Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus
I go out often, but rarely to never in a situation where I'm available to meet people. As in, I go out for business dinners, or parties...but not to clubs or bars. I'm somewhat shy and afraid of women in person, so even were I out to dinner by myself, and a stunning woman sitting by herself at the next table over, not only would I never say anything, I would studiously avoid even glancing in her direction.
I'm somewhat shy and afraid of women in person, so even were I out to dinner by myself, and a stunning woman sitting by herself at the next table over, not only would I never say anything, I would studiously avoid even glancing in her direction. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman
Socially Awkward Disorder,
I knew I couldn't be the only one.
Small comfort, but there are understanding ladies out there that make spending time with them both available and enjoyable.
pink taco's Avatar
Sounds like you need to force yourself out of your comfort zone.
TravelingGentleman's Avatar
Pink Taco, I thought this would be an appropriate time to discuss...YO MOMMA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzelrlH_pjQ
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there is different ways. two of that I know that work. one way doesn't work for all browsers (and/or mobile)

the best way seems to be just putting the last part of the YT link in the YT tags - KzelrlH_pjQ
(that part from your link)
Socially Awkward Disorder,
I knew I couldn't be the only one.
Small comfort, but there are understanding ladies out there that make spending time with them both available and enjoyable. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat
Sounds like you need to force yourself out of your comfort zone. Originally Posted by pink taco
One of my bfs used to have something similar, but I think they called it Social Avoidance Disorder (not saying that's the OPs issue in the least bit). Maybe try activities where you have to engage but can at your own level? Look into Events and Adventures or Meetups. I've done Meetups and known people who's done E&A and that can be a fun, relaxing way to meet single people.
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I tried the SD scene years ago. Started out I bought a good used car for a couple of grand and helped her find a job and an apartment. Got laid 3 times a week and 2 times on the weekend and had a perpetual stupid ass smile on my face all the time-well for about 6 weeks anyway. Then the shit started, I just disappeared - I had planed to do so from the beginning Just in case-never used my real name or job, even borrowed a buddy's extra car to go visit. Relationships are tough and a SD/SB relationship is "fraught with peril" so Beware
TG,

If you're looking for a woman with discriminating tastes and the ability to camouflage into social situations, where the company of a true lady is required, then you will need to research.

Quite a few of the ladies who have responded to your threads are quite capable of your desires, but it will take time and effort to find her. Also, take note of the market to which we ladies cater. You may need to spend some energy sending private messages, since ladies may not want to pubically address your desires which probably fall outside the demographic to whom we cater.

Kisses,
VP
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It's kinda fucked up that even with a product so prominently marketed, a bunch of fucktard dudes still make it so difficult. Nothing personal, just humanity.