Hygiene

you would think there would come a time in a man's life that he wouldn't have to be told to bathe, but i guess not.. haha Originally Posted by luvme98
Exactly, Gents come and go from the hobby. Every few months a thread on this topic gets brought up. You would think a grown man would know to wash his morning crap off his asshole, especially before he Intends to put it near someone's face. Not always the case...
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I'm not able to do evening or late afternoon appointments, so a shower before arrival is not possible for me. I always try to come "fresh." Usually that entails a shower in the morning, if there is other activity in the affected area, I wash up the area or use scented wipes and clean aggressively.

My concern about showering at the providers incall, is the availability of linens. Many times I'll go into their bathroom and find a pile of damp towel, etc. on the floor. What does one use to clean up or dry off in those cases.

I know it's worse for me since my appointments tend to be in the mornings, and I assume the provider may have had a busy night. But, I'm not using one of those off the floor!
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My concern about showering at the providers incall, is the availability of linens. Many times I'll go into their bathroom and find a pile of damp towel, etc. on the floor. What does one use to clean up or dry off in those cases.

I know it's worse for me since my appointments tend to be in the mornings, and I assume the provider may have had a busy night. But, I'm not using one of those off the floor! Originally Posted by river985
I usually stop at a Wal Mart or a Dollar General or something and run in and get a towel, ($5.00 usually), soap. and travel size Scope before going to the incall. I usually end up spending about $8.00 or $9.00. In my experience, the ladies appreciate you bringing your own stuff and they rather have you freshly showered. At least that's what I've been told by them.
I use scented wipes and clean aggressively.

My concern about showering at the providers incall, is the availability of linens. Many times I'll go into their bathroom and find a pile of damp towel, etc. on the floor. What does one use to clean up or dry off in those cases.

I'm not using one of those off the floor! Originally Posted by river985
SW's make u cum not clean up cum, its come as you are, shitty ass sour balls. I don't think youre dealing w/any SW's here.


The problem w/some is guys think their one shower in the morning is ok, well it might be ok for your domestic life. The one shower in the morning is not ok for hobby life.
FRESHLY showered means at the time of the appointment not before you leave home as far as i'm concerned.

Scented wipes is a big NO NO!

Trust me any reputable provider will have fresh clean towels/linen per each appt
and you won't have to worry about seeing a pile of soiled towels laying around.

FYI: Shower time is not included in your hour. Session begins once out the shower
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FYI: Shower time is not included in your hour. Session begins once out the shower Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

That's true. The clock has always been punched once I got out of the shower.
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I always keep irish Spring and plenty of my own towels handy!
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I always keep irish Spring and plenty of my own towels handy! Originally Posted by DallasRain
I've gotten the most "You smell great"s using Axe Shower Soap "Phoenix" scent for whatever reason. Personally, I'm not a huge fan of it. But everytime I've used it at an incall the lady has mentioned that she liked it so that's what I go with now.
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yep that is a great scent too!!
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I take what I call project showers.......I like extremely hot water. I take anywhere from 20 to 45 minutes. By the time I'm clean I'm temporarily exhausted, and in dire need of a fan.

All the more reason id rather just be ready for an outcall. Id feel as though I wasn't be respectful of her time......and unfortunately for a lot of ladies that starts when you hit the door to knock.

So at the same tme...ve had ladies come to an appointment and say they really have to take a shower first. But when they take a fast five mnute shower.....inside my mnd I'm like.....how clean could she be that fast really?

So how much shower time usage is too much ladies?
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I usually shower immediately before leaving for an incall and never refuse one if offered. I also carry a bag with my own towel and toiletries so I'll have what I need if the provider's supplies are short. Also a good idea for guys who are worried about having the smell of a different brand when they get home.If you're worried about smelling too clean when you get home, wash with unscented soap and put dirty clothes on to go home in.
I straight up tell them to go wash there ass. Should I be tactful NO! Originally Posted by SknyDiva
LOLOL. Seriously, disgusting and stomach churning when a guy smells funky. It throws off the entire mood. Luckily, anyone that I have ever been with doesn't even allow it to get to this point! They always shower, then I shower or vice versa. Didn't even have to request it of them.

However, in my personal life, ugh.