LMFAO - A definite first for me....

Wasn't meant to be.

Guy tells a hilarious story and two people try to shit all over it. That wasn't nice either. Originally Posted by disilene

His story and she didn't have to post anything,,,

His story and she didn't have to post anything,,, Originally Posted by Lorde
Right?

Nice bowl of punch and someone had to drop a turd in it.

Funny stuff, keep the stories coming.
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Lol. Thank goodness for the structure of those NOLA shotgun houses.
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Good story Riley. Ignore the nattering nabobs. Originally Posted by stavinChain
I seem to remember this one.
Good story Riley. Ignore the nattering nabobs. (Google that, Ms April) Originally Posted by stavinChain


Babe, each time I have posted a visiting ad to visit Nola, I get a pm from mriley telling me about his sugar baby. How he would schedule but he can't, because he will be with his sugar baby that day.

When we had our gathering down there not long ago, he sent the same pm to several of us ladies, explaining that he couldn't play because he would be with his sugar baby, and would just be too exausted.

I don't need paragraphs in PMs about it, I do not ask him to visit, I do not send him messages.

If he does it to me often, there is no doubt in my mind he does the same to other ladies.

Its pointless, no one asks, no one cares... I do not initiate, he does.
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Lol. Thank goodness for the structure of those NOLA shotgun houses. Originally Posted by RichardNixon
makes you wonder what they were thinking back then HUH.
At least no bullets were flying.
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It's their world April. We just live exist in it.....
Great story
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That is, in fact, very funny! And no Milt, you don't need to ask my permission to post a funny story. Yello's "OH YEAH" is prominent on my ipod "Most Played" list & I still watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off occasionally. Ignore your detractors.

Disilene showed me how to add people to my "Ignore" list a few months ago--it's a great feature to this board. While closing oneself off completely from speech or opinion w/which you disagree isn't a good long-term solution to anything, if you're consistently reading someone's posts & thinking, "Life's just too short..." I encourage others to use the feature.

I'm also glad to see Dis- posting & returning to the Land Of the Living.
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I heard of one situation where a guy hid in the closet........and the dude prooceeded to just have sex wth the girl for hours on the bed until he feel asleep.......which led to the closet clients means to retreat. Lol
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Keep up the good work Riley! Often the thrill of the act is more exciting than the act itself.
152 reviews and a SB,,,
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Manwhore,t he Big easy manslut, hero to whoremongers & whores & sugar babies.

Kisses to
Mrriley000.
But who hasn't seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

I really never thought things like this happened to people lol. Just in movies, or court tv dramas.