- burkalini
- 12-13-2010, 07:29 PM
I was married for 27 years and my ex probably averaged 3 blow jobs a week. It was when her mouth wasn't full I had a problem with. lol
- charlestudor2005
- 12-13-2010, 07:29 PM
Baby, I am going to fly to Nawlins and offer you the BFE, Boyfriend Experience.
I am going to step into your incall location and I am going to walk straight to the refridgerator and pour myself a drink. I will not listen, nor take note of your incessant bitching and complaining. I will then sit down on the sofa and turn on ESPN. I am in my fucking cave. I might respond with a growl. If you keep bitching, which I fully expect, I will take you back to the bedroom and fuck your brains out. No foreplay, no lubrication, just fucking. I will dial your mother for you on your cell phone so you can talk to her and leave me the hell alone. I will then proceed back to the kitchen, pour myself another drink and finish watching the game. At some point your dad will get home and your mother will have to end the call so she can go ride his ass. I will be expecting you to come back into the den to interrupt my game. I may be on my third or fourth drink, depending on how much of a rush your dad is to get home. I will then take you back to the bedroom and fuck you in the ass. No lube - just for spite. Then I will wipe my dick off with one of your blouses, cut you a check for your services, albeit one that I have already stopped payment on, then I will dial your sister for you so you two can compare your BFE's and what other shitty comments your mother has said to both of you, go back to the kitchen and pour myself another drink in a "to go" cup, then head to Hooters to finish watching the game where I will be entertained by young, tight girls as I fantasize what it's like to be inside of someone where I don't feel like I have to tie a sheet of plywood to my ass to keep from falling to the bottom of her hooch. Originally Posted by lickalottapus
lickalottapus lmao definitely funny as hell. Lucky for me I dont take checks tho ...lol Originally Posted by JahiaraQThat's where the counterfeit 20s come in handy.
- Eccie Addict
- 12-13-2010, 07:31 PM
Oh man that was funny lol. The "ultimate bfe" lol
- missfuntimes
- 12-13-2010, 09:48 PM
And all those experiences is exactly why I stay single. lmao
- JahiaraQ
- 12-13-2010, 10:16 PM
- Black Sedan
- 12-14-2010, 12:13 AM
I was married for 27 years and my ex probably averaged 3 blow jobs a week. It was when her mouth wasn't full I had a problem with. lol Originally Posted by burkalini10 years, and yep. Only when I said told her "secret affair" to Go Fuck Himself that we had a problem. Apparently that's controlling. Yeah, you bet it is.
Damn she was great with the blow jobs.
- Naomi4u
- 12-14-2010, 07:35 AM
- Sweet Heather
- 12-14-2010, 07:44 AM
- SneakyCancer
- 12-14-2010, 09:20 PM
yeah i wont be with a wife or a girlfriend like that..... when i come through the door....the darn world should stop spinning...especially if your ass is sitting at home enjoying the fruits of my labor. in turn....i want full throttle attention, meals, unlimited blow job and daty access....and sex with the underwear i see in victoria secret/fredericks of hollywood.
- Selena Romano
- 12-14-2010, 10:18 PM
Charles I really like you joke that was sooo funny Can you post another one lol
- charlestudor2005
- 12-15-2010, 09:19 AM
- Jackie S
- 12-15-2010, 12:45 PM
Lickalot, don't forget to pee all over her toilet seat, then raise it, and leave it up.
- JahiaraQ
- 12-15-2010, 02:19 PM
- charlestudor2005
- 12-15-2010, 02:32 PM
- ANONONE
- 12-15-2010, 04:10 PM
J,
You sell ornaments like that--I suspect you would make a tidy profit.
You sell ornaments like that--I suspect you would make a tidy profit.