So....work as an elf for Santa or work BP? Which is safer, more moral, more lucrative?
Originally Posted by river985
Hell no don't work for Santa! 200 emails a day for young ladies wanting a job is too damn many as it is!! Obviously the alternatives aren't as appealing.. Can you imagine what its like to be an Pimped, Indy or Agency today?? Opening that door to a total stranger that you nor anyone you know has ever met??
There is not a single agency that doesn't take guys off the street, oh sure they have their verification process but their process is to protect the agency from LE, and we all know it doesn't work or agencies wouldn't still be getting busted everywhere.
How do we differ you ask? Try and see an Elf and give her money without having already seen an Elf . It is impossible. Ask any provider their most valuable possession for business is.. Their client list. Ours is the biggest.
Lets consider the other end, the money.. an indy girl comes to town, she rents a nice suite, 125/nite that's 875bucks, her flight in and out? 500, her local transport/taxis? 120? Meals 200? of course theres other expenses but lets just go with these.. that's a cost out of her pocket of 1695.00 now she charges 200/hr so her first 9 hours of work just breaks her even. A single bad week and shes in trouble financially. Either way, everyone complains of high traffic girls, yet an Indy has to be high traffic just to turn a profit. But if she were an Elf? if she worked only 9hr in a week, she still takes home over 1000 dollars because she pays zero expenses. Lets not forget, if shes Indy, she risks, robbery, rape, arrest, or even death, because everyone she sees is a stranger. That is how girls end up with a pimp, they start as Indy, go to a city, they don't earn any money and cant afford their room, along comes a pimp who says oh hey its ok baby u can come work for me and I give u a room and shit and I take the money, last week to her that sounded stupid, but one night walking the street and hungry and that offer looks pretty good. So your desire to want young Indy ladies keeps feeding pimps more victims, but you don't care?
Here's some info you did not know, every single week since the Elves have began, an Elf has taken home more than the Firm itself. Not a single week in all these years has the firm taken in more than a working Elf that week. Multiply those costs above by 4 or 5 and realize how much work would have to be done for The Elves just to break even each week. The average profit per Elf made by the firm is less than 300 dollars a week. That's right! The firm makes 300 and the Elf takes home 2500. A far cry from any Agencies here and damn sure a long way from the Pimps. That's why we prefer not to be lumped in with the Annies and the Lordes and the rest of the so called "Management" here.
So which of you thinks a girl should be Indy just to satisfy your issue with Management? Which of you says "Take the Risks! It makes me feel better!" did you raise your hand? That's why you aren't a client of The Elves.
This same argument is as old as the hills, and while for most agencies who take a lot of their income and do nothing for it, The Elves are NOT one of those agencies. An agency that acts that way is simply a pimp with a website who offers no real benefits other that taking calls and collecting cash. Next time you want to argue that a girl should be an Indy instead of an Elf, remember what you are saying... You are saying, I don't give a shit young lady what happens to you, I don't care if you go broke, get hurt, or end up in jail, I still want your body and I want you to be defenseless and take risks to give it to me. Personally that makes you one sick sad sorry SOB and I hope you end up getting what comes to you.
Think my math is flawed? Ask why the same Indies have been here since The Elves began, and none have changed their financial standing, all they are doing is making a living, not getting rich. Clients have no idea what a lady spends just to provide you with a proper service, you think 200 is a lot? You wonder why the 50 dollar pussy is at motel 6 and sharing the same bed with 6 other girls? Do the math.
Fact is next time your down on Sherwood seeing that young girl for 80 bucks, remember you put her there, your distain for her to have someone able to make sure she doesn't go broke or end up having to join that pimps harem, you did that. Every time you go and see her again, you help keep him in business so he can keep doing it to more girls. You did that. Why the Elves? I ask you , Why the hell aren't more people like The Elves out there so that shit doesn't happen?
River, I am glad you asked why be an Elf, I am glad I got the chance to explain. Thanks, I hope I have answered the question.