Thank you, Sophie Bella ... For making me ... the luckiest guy on the face of the ... Earth!

I need a goddamn cold shower.... Originally Posted by Damon Bradley

Damn, me too!

I need a goddamn cold shower.... Originally Posted by Damon Bradley

Can I join you?

I need a goddamn cold shower.... Originally Posted by Damon Bradley

Damn, me too! Originally Posted by Topshelf Tess

Can I join you? Originally Posted by Maci Lynn

Group showers? What the hell is this, the YMCA?

Sorry it's taken me so long to post! Planning my impending nuptials has of course had me busy (when I can steal a moment away from Carl's sensuous embraces). As a little girl I always dreamed I would marry an older, richer, chubbier man at a mediocre waterfront restaurant that makes inauthentic fusion cuisine for white people, and now that dream is finally coming true!

Ztonk will be officiating and Sensual Sophia will be my maid of honor. Sixx is the best man and of course Spacemtn is giving me away. I keep trying to work up the nerve to ask Whispers to be the flower girl, but I'm afraid they didn't make the dress in quite the proper size, so we may have to improvise. (And just between us, the last time I attended a wedding where the flower girl had a crippling hangover from the bachelor party the night before it was unseemly, so someone please make sure Whispy keeps himself in check.)

If the whole gift card idea seems too impersonal, we've registered for some very, very intimate items at Dreamers that we'd just love to receive. Carl is calling from the bedroom so I must keep this brief. In 48 short hours I'll be Mrs. Sophie Bella Carl! I can hardly contain my excitement!

can i be the bartender?

I love this thread! Please take pics oh what a sight it will be!

this is for real? Wooooww. Congratulations guys.

I love this thread! Please take pics oh what a sight it will be! Originally Posted by Sexy Roxanne

We will! But to tide you over until then, here's a reasonable facsimile of what to expect! The likenesses are uncanny!

this is for real? Wooooww. Congratulations guys. Originally Posted by austinkboy

Neither Carl nor I would ever be facetious or sarcastic, especially about something as serious as marriage. Carl honey, you did wash your tuxedo t-shirt, right?

Yes, lamb chop. I wore it while I showered and killed two birds with one stone. I am nothing if not time efficient. Every minute I save elsewhere is one more precious minute I have to spend ploughing your delightful little furrow!

I need a goddamn cold shower.... Originally Posted by Damon Bradley

Damn, me too! Originally Posted by Topshelf Tess

Can I join you? Originally Posted by Maci Lynn

In that case it will have to be a hot shower, and Miss Sophie will have to join us.

Oh wait. Is it inappropriate to have a group shower orgy with one who is betrothed??

Pardon me.

In that case it will have to be a hot shower, and Miss Sophie will have to join us.

Oh wait. Is it inappropriate to have a group shower orgy with one who is betrothed??

Pardon me. Originally Posted by Damon Bradley

Not until after the wedding. It's bad luck for me to see her on the day of the nuptials before the ceremony. And I'm definitely not letting her go unescorted around you ragamuffins.

Where can I send the wedding gifts? I'm trying to fit this custom-made bondage bed into my car, but I don't have enough room. Sophie, darling... do you mind if I eliminate a few of the chains? That might help everything to fit in there for the ride over to your lovenest.

In that case it will have to be a hot shower, and Miss Sophie will have to join us.

Oh wait. Is it inappropriate to have a group shower orgy with one who is betrothed??

Pardon me. Originally Posted by Damon Bradley

Naah! It's kinda like white Sunday shoes and straw hats, "after Easter" it's perfectly appropriate!

Not until after the wedding. It's bad luck for me to see her on the day of the nuptials before the ceremony. And I'm definitely not letting her go unescorted around you ragamuffins. Originally Posted by Carl

Ragamuffins! Well I never! well....maybe once or twice...
Man I wish Kmart was still around!
Tess