Even though your NBA status bars me from seeing you, I will still throw in my .02 on this threAD.
If you don't want to go far, check this place out.
http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Rev...Peninsula.html
The El Dorado Casitas Royale in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico. That place was awesome! It's an all inclusive, luxury resort. Great food and top shelf liquor all day and night! Our Casita had a small pool that was connected to a lazy river, like at a waterpark, which led you to the main pool. (Pic below is of the Casitas, private pools and lazy river)

When we weren't chillaxin at the resort, we were taking guided tours to exotic hidden waterfalls and ancient Mayan ruins. We were there for a week. It was a nice combination of adventure and luxury. I definitely recommend it! Next stop for me is Hawaii in about a week. I've never been but I'm excited to check out a volcano, do some serious deep sea fishing and of course, chill on the beach with a tropical drink in my hand. Enjoy your vacation where ever you choose to go!