How easy is it for a provider to bounce back from a long absence due to pregnancy?

Congratulations to you, your little crotchfruit, and the hombre who scrogged that baby batter up there!!!

As for me, I keep a Sam's Club 100 count Value Pak of prego tests just so I can make sure my junk in in the finest working condition.



Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

"CROTCHFRUIT Derived from the French as "Blume de la Fruit, NOT the Australian Blooming Onion. Means "Blooming Seeding scheduled to erupt forthwith".

That's right. Because Australian Bloomin' Onion just means ButtSecks After a Dinner Date at the Outback Steakhouse.

E'r one knows this.

Those of us that are older don't mind stretch marks and a little baby fat. If your a good provider, no one will leave ya

Those of us that are older don't mind stretch marks and a little baby fat. If your a good provider, no one will leave ya Originally Posted by Reincarnated

"Floppy meat curtains billowing in the evening breeze".

"Floppy meat curtains billowing in the evening breeze". Originally Posted by Toyz

Her Windsong will always stay on your mind...

Congrats...
I think when/if you come back you will have no problems but like Dragula said post every so often and maybe put a note in your sig line saying you are on a temporary baby leave..

Thank you everyone for your comments. No it wasn't planned, by the time I found out I was 3 months preg. So I haven't really had too much time to plan things accordingly. I don't find myself or other females to be sexually attractive during pregnancy so working midnight be a good fit for me. I also know after birth body needs time to get back in shape. I don't wanna be all lossy goosy and post preg belly, that's gross!

Now's the time to bank on that Preggo...a lot of prego fetishes and when you are lacktating , mo' money.

Classy guy right here. Originally Posted by Gamer

Actually nothing about the entire scenario is classy. In case you didn't notice this is a fuck board not a gentleman's club or church social.

I'm going to give phony congrats to yet another unplanned pregnancy in the hobby?
I certainly won't judge as it's just another risk of the hobby but I'm not going to pile on the syrupy BS either.

Getting an unexpected call back from a preggo provider is more frightening to me than contracting a treatable STD and STD's scare the shit out of me.

Maybe Toyz can do a Who's the daddy game show.

Start with the guys behind her most glowing reviews.

Guess they always bb somebody. Originally Posted by Deznuttz

Yep, cause condoms are 100% effective and never break.

Yep, cause condoms are 100% effective and never break. Originally Posted by Gamer

Correct,
but if you use a condom with the dozen or so other forms of bc, this wouldn't happen.

So is some monger going to have worry about her going after him?

Maybe Toyz can do a Who's the daddy game show.

Start with the guys behind her most glowing reviews. Originally Posted by Deznuttz

LOL

MATCH THAT DADDY GAME!

Here da Ho...



Here da Baby...



Who da Daddy?

Yep, cause condoms are 100% effective and never break. Originally Posted by Gamer

So in the case of broken condoms then phony but classy congratulations would be the appropriate response? Now I get it.

So providers and mongers really do feel that getting knocked up in the hobby due to a broken condom is something to celebrate?

I don't believe she should be targeted cuz shit happens but I'm not going to Bull Shit either. What's phonier than saying congrats while at the same time thinking I'm sure as hell glad it ain't me or mine?

It is what it is.