It sounds like I may have to take a hobby trip to Dallas sometime soon. LOL. I've made it a quest to find the best BBBJ talent in Houston; it's a burden, but someone has to do it.
By my all-time ATF was a civvie (although she would have been a great provider.) She was my then-girlfriend's roommate, a naughty little spinner who left a trail of broken men in her wake. My best friend fell for her, and she ignored him, but since I was taken by her roomie, I was a challenge, and a way for her to score points in the "girl game" that many play. This came to a head (literally) when she and my GF had a major argument over something trivial, and this naughty girl wanted revenge. I was the willing pawn in her game, and she got great satisfaction from that, and amazingly, never said a word. The fling went on for the better part of a year.
Her late-night visits to my apartment were spectacular. The woman knew how to read a man's body language, and she was relentless. She'd leave me drained and exhausted... until the next time she was pissed at my GF.
I loved when they argued.