Paid for counterfeit money

Or toss his ass on the spot with the colored paper stuffed into...

This topic was thoroughly discussed in this thread:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1308516

Long ago, in my days as a C-store manager, I ran across counterfeit money fairly often and wasn't impressed with the quality. Inkjet prints were circulating and fooling people. The Feds wouldn't put any effort into anything that wasn't in the tens of thousands, so we quit reporting and had to just eat it. I wish I could have taught the employees how to quickly recognize the fake bills. I could spot them blindfolded just by the feel-not just the paper itself, but the palpable marks left in the surface by the printing plates. The fake bills were slick.

Call the feds, they are the one's who will handle counterfeit problems, not the local police. They could care less about how she got it, and she is not obligated to tell anyone. Just say it was a personal sale of something she owned.

This happened to a "friend of mine" in KC. She was paid with 2 $100 bills.

JR Originally Posted by JRLawrence

This.

Look at this from the good side: she got fucked twice. So, does the good fuck cancel out the bad fuck. That makes things even, so we can go with life.

JR Originally Posted by JRLawrence

lol twisted, but poetically sound logic.