HOW HOT IS IT?

It's so hawt:
Ah'm a-swettin' laik Kim Kardashian cumpeetin' inna spellin' bee.
Ah kin use tha swett offa mah nutz fer lube.
Mah dick burns an' Ah ain't e'en started a-pissin' yet.
Ah'm a-startin' ta bee-leeve in Global Warmin'

Last week I almost froze my ass in Purgatory. I climbed a mountain and felt like I was in Heaven. Then I returned here where it feels like H - E - triple-digit-hocky-sticks. What did I do to deserve this? Originally Posted by Mr Peabody

Moved to Texas!


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its so hot the bottom of my shoes melted on the asphalt walking to the car ...

its so hot the bottom of my shoes melted on the asphalt walking to the car ... Originally Posted by Alexxxiana Azul

Orrr...it SO hot my heels turned into flats on the walk to the car!

"Custard (Ginger) Pie"

Drop down, baby, let your daddy see.
Drop down, my lady, just dream of me
Well, my mama allow me to fool around all night long
Well, I may look like I'm crazy, I should know right from wrong

See me comin', throw your man outdoor
Ain't no stranger, done been this way before
See me comin', mama, I throw your man outdoor
I ain't no stranger, I been this way before.

Put on your night shirt and your morning gown
You know by night I'm gonna shake 'em on down
Put on your night shirt, mama, and your morning gown
Well, you know by night I'm sure gonna shake 'em on down
Shake it, shake it

Ooh, your custard pie, yeah, sweet and nice
When you cut it, mama, save me a slice
Your custard pie, yeah,
I declare you're sweet and nice like your custard pie
When you cut it, mama... mama, please save me a slice.

Oh
I chew on a piece of your custard pie.

Led Zeppelin


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It is so hot I have to wear my summer dress with no panties!