Proper Etiquette

If she only has condoms for the smaller fellows it's because she doesn't enjoy the small play toys and if you're that big she wants to enjoy the whole thing bare so just stick it in, she won't mind. One of those unwritten rules of the hobby, I've got many more if you need educated. Originally Posted by TheEccie214
One of the stupidest things I've read today........

Ladies with "equipment issues" are usually the ones who are also unreliable, flakey and usually have a host of other issues to deal with as well.

Seems to be the favored type around here though....

They have the one size of condoms because when they go to the store to actually buy them and they're looking at all the choices they think.....
"Average sized client?" .........

Then they go ahead and bypass the snuggers anyway in favor of the Trojan condom 3 pack and then hope most of her night's visitors just want a BJ.
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One of the stupidest things I've read today........ Originally Posted by sexymaid_69
I agree, but if you go over and read Indys, I'm pretty sure this one will be outdone before the day is over.
Back in the day when I was solo I carried everything.
Working with my GF Lexxxy she carries everything including diff lubes that are condom safe.
I don't mind if someone brings their own as long as the package is new and I can check the date and condom package.
Some guys still old school it and carry one in the wallet or glove box, that isn't cool it breaks down the condom.
I agree, but if you go over and read Indys, I'm pretty sure this one will be outdone before the day is over. Originally Posted by Big Stig
It was.
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One of the stupidest things I've read today........

Ladies with "equipment issues" are usually the ones who are also unreliable, flakey and usually have a host of other issues to deal with as well.

Seems to be the favored type around here though....

They have the one size of condoms because when they go to the store to actually buy them and they're looking at all the choices they think.....
"Average sized client?" .........

Then they go ahead and bypass the snuggers anyway in favor of the Trojan condom 3 pack and then hope most of her night's visitors just want a BJ.
Originally Posted by sexymaid_69
It was sarcastic...to a point and much more entertaining than any other replies thus far. You're correct on those types usually have other issues too. A "pro"will have an assortment to fit different clients. Fine line between the gal that does care if they're used or if they hope by not having any they won't have to do full service. I'd drop more sarcastic barbs at you but you seem to be one of the smarter gals here and a lady that can have a thread about her collecting social security being the most popular thread here deserves some respect.

Next hobby lesson is, like in the real world, girls like the "hard to get guy". If you cancel on short notice you'll add mystery to her wanting to see you. If you NCNS then it'll really have her wanting you since you've got such a busy life and she'll want to be with a guy that's so popular.

I really need to join these Indys, sounds like a great area to be a troll.
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It was sarcastic...to a point and much more entertaining than any other replies thus far. You're correct on those types usually have other issues too. A "pro"will have an assortment to fit different clients. Fine line between the gal that does care if they're used or if they hope by not having any they won't have to do full service. I'd drop more sarcastic barbs at you but you seem to be one of the smarter gals here and a lady that can have a thread about her collecting social security being the most popular thread here deserves some respect.

Next hobby lesson is, like in the real world, girls like the "hard to get guy". If you cancel on short notice you'll add mystery to her wanting to see you. If you NCNS then it'll really have her wanting you since you've got such a busy life and she'll want to be with a guy that's so popular.

I really need to join these Indys, sounds like a great area to be a troll. Originally Posted by TheEccie214
You would fit right in.
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You would fit right in. Originally Posted by bambino
If you're their all-time points leader I can't imagine me being entertained for very long...I enjoy the more creative, brighter types.
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If you're their all-time points leader I can't imagine me being entertained for very long...I enjoy the more creative, brighter types. Originally Posted by TheEccie214
Really? You seem to be a complete dipshit. Believe me, you would fit right in.
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Really? You seem to be a complete dipshit. Believe me, you would fit right in. Originally Posted by bambino
Fair enough assessment based on my posts. Big difference between us is this is less than a hobby to me than most here. I'm not spending hours seeking the $60 AMP girls and thinking I should be treated like a king because I graced them with my presence and then pile on because a gal has a higher opinion of herself than I think she should.
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  • 08-28-2015, 11:51 AM
I think its just J1M trolling with a new account, assholish enough to be him.
I really need to join these Indys, sounds like a great area to be a troll. Originally Posted by TheEccie214
Next thing is you'll have a bridge you want to sell because you found a new one to live under.