Hugh Hefner engaged!

You realize of course that Hef's daughter probably has the empire all sown up for herself with a nice little bow in an irrevocable trust. I believe she has an MBA from some Ivy League school like Harvard, if memory serves.

And, at 84, Hef's sanity will be at issue, as in, does he have the capacity to enter into the marriage contract.

She's just right for me. Originally Posted by SR Only

LOL!!

[QUOTE=John Bull;872320]What makes you think he could screw her? I'd surely agree with the drooling part. I drool sometimes when I'm licking too.

I know he can screw her. 84 year old can still screw and if not .. all she has to do is feed him his viagra and get ontop. LOL

What makes you think he could screw her? I'd surely agree with the drooling part. I drool sometimes when I'm licking too. Originally Posted by John Bull

I know he can screw her. 84 year old can still screw and if not .. all she has to do is feed him his viagra and get ontop. LOL

Some ex-playmates have said on Howard Stern that Hef uses a blue pill. At 84 I'm okay with that.

^ Hell yeah .. but damn fucking a scribbled ole dick for the rest of my life though? Damn. I don't know if I can do that. The longest I could do with Hef was an overnight.

^ Hell yeah .. but damn fucking a scribbled ole dick for the rest of my life though? Damn. I don't know if I can do that. The longest I could do with Hef was an overnight. Originally Posted by Naomi4u

But at 84 how much life is left in him? Let's say Hef lives to 94. She'd be a super hot (and rich) MILF at 36. That's Elen Woods territory. Would someone let her know I'm available?

But at 84 how much life is left in him? Let's say Hef lives to 94. She'd be a super hot (and rich) MILF at 36. That's Elen Woods territory. Would someone let her know I'm available? Originally Posted by SR Only

LOL! SR, you are too funny. I would still get ontop and rock his world till his last days with a smile on my face knowing that I'm about to inherit millions lol

Honestly what could she possibly want from a man that old? they both look like jokes though.

That's Elen Woods territory. Would someone let her know I'm available? Originally Posted by SR Only

I hear she already has a boy toy.

I hear she already has a boy toy. Originally Posted by pjorourke

It's too bad she was in rebound mode. If she had just waited a second she coulda had me. LOL

^ Hell yeah .. but damn fucking a scribbled ole dick for the rest of my life though? Damn. I don't know if I can do that. The longest I could do with Hef was an overnight. Originally Posted by Naomi4u

Who says she's limiting herself to one shriveled old cock the rest of her life (or even for the rest of his). My guess is she has a wandering eye also. Just wants a little spending cash with it. But I think she'll be surprised at how little is available.

Who says she's limiting herself to one shriveled old cock the rest of her life (or even for the rest of his). My guess is she has a wandering eye also. Just wants a little spending cash with it. But I think she'll be surprised at how little is available. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

I'm so disappointed in how quickly this crew can dismiss true love.

I'm so disappointed in how quickly this crew can dismiss true love.


Originally Posted by WTF

I am fairly certain that you can not figure out how to font in blue it takes a very special talent.



Edward has perfect paws

Edward has perfect paws

Edward has perfect paws


Edward has perfect paws

Edward has perfect paws

Edward has perfect paws

Edward has perfect paws

Edward has perfect paws

Edward has perfect paws

Perfect perfect perfect

Mr Bear has deformed ones.

So sweet to see how Becky is blinded by love

I'm so disappointed in how quickly this crew can dismiss true love.


Originally Posted by WTF

I am fairly certain that you can not figure out how to font in blue it takes a very special talent.



Edward has perfect paws

Edward has perfect paws
Perfect perfect perfect

Mr Bear has deformed ones.
Originally Posted by Becky

I am fairly certain that you can not figure out how to font in blue it takes a very special talent.








Originally Posted by Becky

You will just have to close your eyes, click your heels together and say '' WTF can font me in blue, WTF can font me in blue, WTF can font me in blue, WTF can font me in blue...''