anyone need a car

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For someone that essentially doesn't have a job in the eyes of a financial institution, I think it's a good deal. Wonder what her credit score is? I haven't had to verify job or income for the last 4 cars I bought. Just give my name and social with no down and I'm out the door.
Think it's a better deal than say Drive Time or a local buy here pay here dealer. Originally Posted by Deznuttz
And those crappy car lots all put GPS on them and can shut your car off if you are 1 day late.
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For someone that essentially doesn't have a job in the eyes of a financial institution, I think it's a good deal. Wonder what her credit score is? I haven't had to verify job or income for the last 4 cars I bought. Just give my name and social with no down and I'm out the door.
Think it's a better deal than say Drive Time or a local buy here pay here dealer. Originally Posted by Deznuttz
But then she ain't zackly a sugar baby. Now if'n he bought tha car an' kept it in his name an' let 'er use it fer free as long as she put out, thet's more uva sugar baby/sugar daddy type o' arrangement. Tha feller wuz basically BEIN' PAID by tha ah-ledge-ed sugar baby, in both pussy an' $$$ fer tha car. It's laik he wuz a member o' tha Demmycratic Nashunal Cormitteey, takin' $$$ wif both hands while screwin' tha pers'n they's takin' tha munny frum.

Ah blames Obama.
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But then she ain't zackly a sugar baby. Now if'n he bought tha car an' kept it in his name an' let 'er use it fer free as long as she put out, thet's more uva sugar baby/sugar daddy type o' arrangement. Tha feller wuz basically BEIN' PAID by tha ah-ledge-ed sugar baby, in both pussy an' $$$ fer tha car. It's laik he wuz a member o' tha Demmycratic Nashunal Cormitteey, takin' $$$ wif both hands while screwin' tha pers'n they's takin' tha munny frum.

Ah blames Obama. Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst
Yeah, your right. Forget to always put a monetary value on pussy.
So just the sessions, one a week should be sufficient. If she charges 100 a session, that should pay for the car.

Thanks David for setting me straight.

But besides that, why the fuck would you do that?
I would never trust anyone enough to do that. I will not consign for a family member much less finance a car for one of these ladies.

My 2 cents
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Thanks David for setting me straight. Originally Posted by Deznuttz
Yer welcum, Hoss. Ah wuld say thet's whut Ah'm h'yar fer, but thet wuld be a lie. Ah jus' cums h'yar fer tha contin'ntal breakfust. But Ah stays fer tha free wi-fi
To all providers I have the Original iPad 1. You only pay $20/month for the next 36 months plus provide a weekly full menu session. I'll throw in a chair with all four legs.
I love this hooker financing.
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To all providers I have the Original iPad 1. You only pay $20/month for the next 36 months plus provide a weekly full menu session. I'll throw in a chair with all four legs.
I love this hooker financing. Originally Posted by Windinhishair
Lemme give 'er a whorl, Windy!

Ah gots a 2006 Dodge Stratus Ah kin offer in trade fer sum HAWT POOSSY, Laydeez! Ah gits ta fuk ya oncest a week fer an hour. Yew git a sweet 'Murrican-made (Godt Bless Tha US of A!) hoopty fer $99 down, $99 a month fer 99 yars! PM meh fer dee-tails! This deal ain't gonna last long a-fore one o' y'all sweet l'il heifers jumps all o'er it!

Ol' Clay Cooley (UT Law skool, class o' 2013) KIN SUCK MAH MUTHAFUKKIN' DICK!
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Little known fact that good old Dave has a repo-man business on the side.
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Little known fact that good old Dave has a repo-man business on the side. Originally Posted by Mr Peabody

Is that a joke?
You outing someone?
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Ol' Clay Cooley (UT Law skool, class o' 2013) KIN SUCK MAH MUTHAFUKKIN' DICK! Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst