disgusting/brown shower almost

Lol u guys are hilarious! But hey i just now hope he doesn't read this;/
SamHouston's Avatar
Awwk. Lol lmfao... Guys n guls ,please be clean
Why he didn't take a shower at your incall before the activities? Some people are just nasty. If you can't wipe your ass good enough then take a bath and soak your nasty ass.
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hi kerwil what about hobbyist cant they ask provider to be fresh or (take a shower) if you know of a more polite way please share. may it be shyt or cum it requires thorough washing if it dries out IJS Originally Posted by Bigmack
They're not excused either. And why say it nicely??

They've been many reviews of funky ass providers that know that haven't bathed before seeing clients. All the client have to do is blast their asses in a review.

See, it goes both ways.
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This 'shit' is crazy - yes, pun intended!

One or two theories are at play here...

1.) the bbbj was so got damn good that he lost control of his bodily functions (it could happen)

or

2.) the nasty mofo didn't wash his ass before the session.

After analyzing the evidence from The Plantiff MsBiRacial...
a.) she didn't smell shit while performing the bbbj
b.) she saw the shit mark after the session...

Before I make a call on this one... Will the Defendant please tell his side of the story...???
Wow... that is crazy nasty & funny as hell....!

Can't believe noone posted this....

Wow... that is crazy nasty & funny as hell....!

Can't believe noone posted this....

  • D.G.
  • 09-23-2015, 10:22 PM
She said young guy so it wadnt me .
Discount if I shower first?
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Shoulda tossed him a roll on his way out and told him to call Dorthy next time.
Yea guess that was lesson learned on my end;/ lol. But yea believe he pooped at incall location in hurry without wiping thoroughly,,then.didn't shower :/ hey guys do tend to get nervous first meetings ya know!! Lol�� and i dont even wanna mention his name incase hes reading..besides that hes a really nice guy.,but ill.definitely check from now on lol
I recall his saying he recently met with a diff provider here, says.they started session..he.ended up not.able to get a hard on after his first quik bust.. he ended up leaving that girl with the cash without finishing full session also..so I'm thinking that was something he made up like he did with me and it actually happened to another provider on here.besides me,,i did contact his reference.,just don't recall her name ;/ lolz
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Two words - wet wipes
Be glad you weren't giving him a rim job or that he had gas.....lol this one is funny as hell.
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Not cool dude. I almost always shower at incall. Occasionally my session goals differ - like with Lolli the other day. She does the dick attack as soon as you walk in plus TUMA so I basically gave my ass a sponge bath in the hotel restroom right before I went up.

If dude shows up in work clothes that imply he's had a hard day - send his ass to the shower. Hell, join him and soap up his junk yourself.