Trubit, you just need to wear that hair off your ears between some thighs *smooch*
Just remember, the "sexiest" man alive that all women love is >>> George Clooney. Brad Pitt comes a close second and takes the lead for some, I know but hell it's a close "SEXY" race. For me, it's all about personal pride. If you are happy looking and well groomed, your ass is VERY SEXY in my book.
Charles, It's really all about fun and we may not classify as the most sophisticated people but we understand ergonomics just as well as economics. We just choose to redefine jerkonomics... rof. Get it? Jerk some off rather than live with some jerk that makes us wanna put him on the couch, take the house and half of his earnings for a life sentence. The definition of "criminal" is outside the norm of society and we are all in this together Sweetie. In other words, you are calling the kettle black yet you are holding the paint. And the difference between marriage and playmates for both parties is monotonous misery vs. variable fun.
Think of it this way: we don't wanna have your Babies and you don't want 18 years of child support. Hell, if more guys hobbied by good hobby standards, we wouldn't need a child support office raising your tax budget and giving you grey hair.
Campaign for the hobby "Have a fug and a smile; it's the cure for grey hair"... lol Everybody is sexier when they are not up someone's ass! Especially mine