Crunch mans most sincere apologies

Task I think you're not really understanding that a legend gets these girls for free and brings them to the boards. All the beautiful ladies I have brought to this board have been either ex girlfriends or just female friends, who I am with for free anytime I want. Now I agree with the above statements of these other gentlemen. You're attempting to gloat about PAYING for Asian hookers! Good for you task! Wow you are a legend lmfao. I mean what was your point? You have to travel to pay for sex, or the fact that you have enough extra money to be able to do so? Either way none of us care...but hey if you're happy doing it then all the more power to you. Personally I like hot little blonde girls that I get for free...that's my thing. That's why they call me LEGEND.

That's why they call me LEGEND. Originally Posted by sucrunchman

Linck please to where someone other than yourself called you a legend?

All the beautiful ladies I have brought to this board have been either ex girlfriends or just female friends, who I am with for free anytime I want. Originally Posted by sucrunchman

Got any female relatives? Big genealogy fan, would love to spray DNA on your family tree whew!

According to the dictionary, and probably most others on the board, I would tend to lean towards delusional vs. legend. But what do I know?

Legend

[lej-uh nd]

noun 1. a nonhistorical or unverifiable story handed down by tradition from earlier times and popularly accepted as historical.

2. the body of stories of this kind, especially as they relate to a particular people, group, or clan: the winning of the West in American legend.

3. an inscription, especially on a coat of arms, on a monument, under a picture, or the like.

4. a table on a map, chart, or the like, listing and explaining the symbols used. Compare key1 (def 8).

5. Numismatics. inscription (def 8).

6. a collection of stories about an admirable person.

7. a person who is the center of such stories: She became a legend in her own lifetime.

8. Archaic. a story of the life of a saint, especially one stressing the miraculous or unrecorded deeds of the saint.

9. Obsolete. a collection of such stories or stories like them.

Delusional

[dih-loo-zhuh-nl]

adjective 1. having false or unrealistic beliefs or opinions: Senators who think they will get agreement on a comprehensive tax bill are delusional.

2. Psychiatry. maintaining fixed false beliefs even when confronted with facts, usually as a result of mental illness: He was so delusional and paranoid that he thought everybody was conspiring against him.

But congrats! I am sure people are throwing parties in your honor.

All the beautiful ladies I have brought to this board Originally Posted by sucrunchman

Define "all" please. like 2? 3? 4? and last I checked only 1(Taylor Sky) is still in the hobby. None of the others are regularly reviewed or even discussed. And one could almost say Taylor is UTR nowadays. Michaela has been MIA for over a year I believe, and had a whopping 2 or 3 reviews.

I guess there must be some secret delusional legend underground hobby going down I am not aware of. Oh well.

But lets be real, shall we? Shouldn't longevity(I know big word) be considered here? Where are all these "beautiful ladies" these days? Don't see any reviews, discussions, or ad's on the boards. Of course we have Taylor Sky, but for intents she is UTR in this area. Michaela has been MIA for 18 months I believe, and had a whopping 2 or 3 reviews. So it's almost like they don't exist... But what do I know? I am not delusional, just a logical thinking realist.

Michaela has been MIA for over a year I believe. Originally Posted by Ozone1651

Not MIA at all. UTR, yes. MIA nope.

Not MIA at all. UTR, yes. MIA nope. Originally Posted by Maximum4

Still non existent to the majority, despite being UTR to a select few at best. So i would consider that MIA.

She's MIA to all those I don't deem fit to see her...if you're on the good side of the crunch legend, then you get the perks that go along with that. I have a few other real nice UTR ones also...but you just go to shop city and look for them ozone! Lmfao hahahHahahaha

Oh shop city where you have your fake vet practice? Yep know it well. Great place.

They are so lucky to have you pimping for them, oops I mean looking out for them.

Honestly, I think I'll survive not dealing with your "girls". Or just wait until they get smart and go on their own like some.

You just keep being you.

She's MIA to all those I don't deem fit to see her.. Originally Posted by sucrunchman

Ahhh... so you're her "handler"...

Ahhh... so you're her "handler"... Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

Be careful, he will put you on the not allowed to see my ho list... Don't mess with self-proclaimed legend.

your still not really " helping " ANYONE with that info Task...

its just kinda hey look at me I'm great thrAD.....


hate to say it but scrunch is doing more to bringing girls unless your bringing those

very young Asians back in your suitcase


your angle isn't very convincing to me anyways and I'm not a fan of either but ... Originally Posted by JONBALLS

I don't think he's trying to "help" anyone. This is a dog eat dog game and quite frankly I'm disgusted by the online personas that might be fucking the same women as me...
To think of what half these dorks look like is even more disturbing.

She's MIA to all those I don't deem fit to see her...if you're on the good side of the crunch legend, then you get the perks that go along with that. I have a few other real nice UTR ones also...but you just go to shop city and look for them ozone! Lmfao hahahHahahaha Originally Posted by sucrunchman

You are totally her pimp. Although I've already assumed your angle on these girls. Tell ya what I think about your newest after I fuck her. Promise I won't make her gag too hard.

You are totally her pimp. Although I've already assumed your angle on these girls. Tell ya what I think about your newest after I fuck her. Promise I won't make her gag too hard. Originally Posted by ManningPeyton

Well you have to clear his screening process first, and he won't tell you if you pass or not, he will just leave you alone or ignore you until you make a comment in public then he will just say your too new for me to allow her to see you, or what ever excuse he will come up with. Personally, I'd love to bang one of these chicks, I have heard they are hot, but, the "pimp" won't allow it

Did I hurt your feelings by pointing out that your man crush got benched this week? The only thing I "handle" is a lot of hot pussy for myself. For free...whenever I want it...that's why I don't need a big pay stub like O zone or a big penis (gag her too hard) like Eli's older more retarded brother. Thank you for agreeing that I am indeed a legend ozone. The legend made you drive your legend all the way to shop city lmfao!!! Idiot