Favorite Witty Quotes

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Girls are much more psychic than guys. They're the first to know if you're going to get laid.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Let's not and say we did ....
Beauty is skin deep but ugly goes to the bone!
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"The best thing to hold on to in life is each other." -Audrey Hepburn
I do not allow anyone In the cyber world to cause me a ton of grief, because I know that what they think about me does not matter even one tiny little bit In the real world ....GXXX
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  • R.M.
  • 11-13-2015, 08:10 AM
You would be surprised how much it cost to look this cheap. Dolly Parton
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mother should have eaten you when you were born
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Stupid is as stupid does.......Forrest Gump
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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Wishes were horses then beggers would ride..
Never judge a book by it's cover....
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He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." –Winston Churchill