Girls are much more psychic than guys. They're the first to know if you're going to get laid.
        
        
        
     
	
    
    
        
            Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them
        
        
        
     
	
    
    
        
            I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
        
        
        
     
	
    
    
        
            Let's not and say we did ....
        
        
        
     
	
    
    
        
            Beauty is skin deep but ugly goes to the bone!
        
        
        
     
	
    
    
        
            "The best thing to hold on to in life is each other." -Audrey Hepburn
        
        
        
     
	
    
    
        
            I do not allow anyone In the cyber world to cause me a ton of grief, because I know that what they think about me does not matter even one tiny little bit In the real world ....GXXX
        
        
        
     
	
    
        
        
        
        
        
        
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            You would be surprised how much it cost to look this cheap. Dolly Parton
        
        
        
     
	
    
    
        
            mother should have eaten you when you were born
        
        
        
     
	
    
    
        
            
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            Stupid is as stupid does.......Forrest Gump
        
        
        
     
	
    
    
        
            Never try to teach a pig to sing.  It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
        
        
        
     
	
    
    
        
            Wishes were horses then beggers would ride..
        
        
        
     
	
    
    
        
            Never judge a book by it's cover....
        
        
        
     
	
    
    
        
            He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." –Winston Churchill