My Lazy Hoe Fantasy

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Dammmnn - that lazy monger fantasy was pretty good! Imagination IS more important than knowledge! and my house is pretty messy...
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Better yet, I walk in to an unlocked door and your sleeping. I slowly enter the bedroom quietly, undress and softly pull the covers back as I slide in the bed next to you.
Then I find your naked and I slowly and softly spread your legs just enough where I slide my wet tongue over your kitty to your sweet spot. I start licking and you think your dreaming until I slide a finger inside and all of a sudden your moaning with pleasure and open your eyes to see me between your legs as you start cummming.
Then we play from there for multiple orgasms.

Now that's a start of some good substance
Mmm, juicy...

Though, I think this is technically a train, as opposed to a gang bang.

I imagined how awesome it would be if I could just leave my door unlocked, lay on my bed and you guys literally just came and went all day...

Would this be considered a gang bang? Originally Posted by VenusEntertainment
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  • 11-24-2015, 01:55 PM
I see. You'd be the guy that holds the line up like at the grocery store. Yeah. You know the one. Has to get a price check... Originally Posted by VenusEntertainment
Now that is Funny!
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I see. You'd be the guy that holds the line up like at the grocery store. Yeah. You know the one. Has to get a price check... Originally Posted by VenusEntertainment
Actually... He would be the guy with the cucumber not bagged.....
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Better yet, I walk in to an unlocked door and your sleeping. I slowly enter the bedroom quietly, undress and softly pull the covers back as I slide in the bed next to you. Originally Posted by Passion2015
That's about the time you hear a vicious growling from the dog curled up on the bed with her.....
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I see. You'd be the guy that holds the line up like at the grocery store. Yeah. You know the one. Has to get a price check... Originally Posted by VenusEntertainment
No, not price check. It's more like, everyone pays with the debit card and I pull out the checkbook and I don't have the pen. Just not a wham bam thank you mam. I'm there for the looooooooooong haul.
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Actually... He would be the guy with the cucumber not bagged..... Originally Posted by Whispers
From the one without a cucumber.
Awe shit. We have fallic vegetables involved now. It's getting kinky. We taking this fantasy to the grocery store?
Cleanup in isle 7!!!
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Cleanup in isle 7!!! Originally Posted by BlancheDevereaux
With Whizpy involved the whole store closed. He bashed all the vegetables and fruits. Nothing was good for consumption.

Wonder why he fantasizes so much about cucumbers though? Hmmmm.

On another note, I doubt the grocery store would be part of your fantasy. Unless you can think of sneaking off someplace discreet.

But let me ask this, what about toys? What about one of those remote control vibrators. You walk around the store while someone gets to hold the control and determine the intensity while you are walking around the store?

How wet would it get you? Would you be ripe for the plunge after you've done your shopping?
U had me until "ripe for the plunge" LMAO!!
But those remote control vibrators are awesome...
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Are the other girls involved? How many windows / checkout counters / doors would there be?

It is a four day weekend. What does number one hundred get?

(psssst, PM me please)
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I got my number. Guess everyone will have to wait behind me. It's going to be a while. LOL.

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Better yet, I walk in to an unlocked door and your sleeping. I slowly enter the bedroom quietly, undress and softly pull the covers back as I slide in the bed next to you.
Then I find your naked and I slowly and softly spread your legs just enough where I slide my wet tongue over your kitty to your sweet spot. I start licking and you think your dreaming until I slide a finger inside and all of a sudden your moaning with pleasure and open your eyes to see me between your legs as you start cummming.
Then we play from there for multiple orgasms.

Now that's a start of some good substance Originally Posted by Passion2015
I had this happen kinda accidentally one early morning. Session turned out great after she woke up, brushed her teeth and took off the granny panties she was sleeping in! I call it my Sleeping Beauty fantasy session. Priceless!