Quotes

“Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.”
Albert Einstein

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking?
John Gunther

You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.
Davy Crockett

Optimator- (7-29-14)

So, who would be interested in participating in a forum where we could talk about the hobby, like adults, without all this negative shit and accusations? It doesn't mean a place where we all agree, just a place where we're all at least a little civil. Obviously there's a few here who need not apply.

Optimator- (6-7-14)

“What one person sees as degrading and disgusting and bad for women might make some women feel empowered and beautiful and strong.” – Sasha Grey

So, who would be interested in participating in a forum where we could talk about the hobby, like adults, without all this negative shit and accusations? It doesn't mean a place where we all agree, just a place where we're all at least a little civil. Obviously there's a few here who need not apply.

Optimator- (6-7-14) Originally Posted by Mr. Smith111

So, the Austin dumb fucks weigh in on something concerning SA, the real story of which they have no clue. Priceless! Maybe the dog and his handler should stay in Austin.
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Optimator, showing us how to talk like adults on a forum- (8-29-14)

You're missing my best post from last year! This one is classic!


I grew up in the country. We raised horses, cattle and chickens. Of all the most disgusting creatures, chickens have got to be at the top of the list! When one of their own kind gets the slightest wound, that produces blood, all the other chickens will peck the bloody one to death! I think it must have something to do with the size of their brain, which obviously is quite small!
Also, I observed that chickens will attack any wounded animal, no matter how small or large! Pretty stupid!
Funny how chickens are, but a simple twist of their necks and their heads pop off! Or, their's the ringtail cats that come along at night, get in the chicken coop, eat the heads off all the chickens and suck their blood out!
Pretty disgusting, don't you think?
Now you know what chicken shit really means! Or then again, maybe you are one!

Aye, aye! and I’ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give him up.

Captain Ahab

You're missing my best post from last year! This one is classic!


I grew up in the country. We raised horses, cattle and chickens. Of all the most disgusting creatures, chickens have got to be at the top of the list! When one of their own kind gets the slightest wound, that produces blood, all the other chickens will peck the bloody one to death! I think it must have something to do with the size of their brain, which obviously is quite small!
Also, I observed that chickens will attack any wounded animal, no matter how small or large! Pretty stupid!
Funny how chickens are, but a simple twist of their necks and their heads pop off! Or, their's the ringtail cats that come along at night, get in the chicken coop, eat the heads off all the chickens and suck their blood out!
Pretty disgusting, don't you think?
Now you know what chicken shit really means! Or then again, maybe you are one! Originally Posted by Optimator

I know you are, but what am I? Stick and stones will...

I heard my favorite quote my freshman year in high school when me and a couple buddy's were watching one of the 1st porn flicks I'd ever seen....

"Bitch !!! Crawl your ass over here and suck the snot out the end of my Fuck Stick !!!" - unknown actor.

No bullshit,,, I will buy a beer for the next one of you fuckers that can provide video proof of you saying that to a chick and having her actually do it.


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When will all this billshit talk about pimps and moderators end, damnit now we even have out of towners commenting and prologining the conversation.. Fuck, when will it end

Silvester91999.. Spoken to himself whenever he logs on..

That is one beautiful bitch.

Dog show commentator on TV

Many people come to me and they say, "Hey, how can you be such a swinging, sex god?" Well I tell you. It's not because I can make love up to one time a night. It's not because I say the things a woman wants to hear like, "Are you through yet?" It's because I know how to read a woman. If she is like a cat, I bring kitty litter. If she is like a dog, we do it on the paper...

Steve Martin

"Your mom's creative... She learned that in college."

Whatacrock- (12-4-15)

It made me laugh till I was teary eyed.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~Woody Allen

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin