ladies time to tell the truth

Hey Klumpzilla, (I kinda like that), remember, ole Ben Franklin has always gotcha back.

Heck, wait untill you get old. That is when the Providers REALLY have to use their acting skills.
Large in what aspect???
Hey Klumpzilla, (I kinda like that), remember, ole Ben Franklin has always gotcha back.

Heck, wait untill you get old. That is when the Providers REALLY have to use their acting skills. Originally Posted by Jackie S
I guess I better drop the weight while I still can. I don't want to be fat, ugly, hairy, and old!
The size of the man is less important then his personality and cleanliness...
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  • 01-13-2011, 09:48 PM
Here is the truth: I am fat, short, bald, ugly, and older than most here. Also, on this board, most of the time, I am an asshole!

However, when I am with the lady, I am very polite, respectful, and very attentative. If we click, at that moment, for an hour or so, she knows that I am so grateful and so appreciative of her for welcoming me into her life....

Seriously klumpzilla, I have learned a long time ago... It is not about my weight... It is about my money and my repeat visits!
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  • 01-13-2011, 10:19 PM
Did I miss something?

Originally Posted by boardman
It is subjective!
i just want to know if there any ladies out here that does not like to see larger guys. i just hate going to calls and theres that awareness were some girls just look at you and tries to be all nice. this not a rant cause it sould fun for everybody. hell i just want to fun that. im not going to mad again its your choice. Originally Posted by klumpzilla
My bigger clients have been the nicest to me. Personally some of the pretty boy gym rats are to busy sometimes looking at themselves in the mirror.
I'm an equal opportunity provider.
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It is subjective! Originally Posted by Dad
Only if you're the subject.
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  • 01-14-2011, 09:28 AM
Only if you're the subject. Originally Posted by boardman
And depends on the sheriff.
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And depends on the sheriff. Originally Posted by Dad
or Barney Fife:

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And depends on the sheriff. Originally Posted by Dad
We did not shoot the sheriff, no matter what Bob Marley said, Dad got it right you get what you give.
It's amazing what a few hundred in the hand does to some hot girls "standards"..you know what I mean?

Not knocking anything..hell im a BIG girl..bbw..fat, nasty..call me what you will.. And i know guys simply wanna know.. but seriously on questions of anything regarding the need for a girl to be "honest"..they will be as honest as they can be as to NOT impact their bottom line. Understand a large majority of the guys that hobby are NOT what the girl would date in real life.. thats just the facts..nature of the business..its why many guys hobby.. however.. it would be career suicide if girls started admitting in public that they can't stand certain guys..especially if those types of guys are the majority of the clientele..

girls aren't stupid..they know that while 5 guys may not fit into the bill of being "overweight or guys they wouldn't see".. those 5 guys don't wanna schedule with a girl that is known for disliking "certain" guys..for fear what if there is something about them they don't like..and thus the session suffers.. girls know this..and thus its our job to ensure the smoke and mirrors continue..thus the illusion..

As i have said.. do i like every guy i meet? well hell NO.. does the guy know that? well HELL NO.. because I am there to provide the service agreed upon at the level he expects and that I provide to every client.. I don't have to like the guy..be attracted to him to suck his fuckin cock.. nor does he have to like my body to have me on my knees..i know this..so does he..

But to ask girls to be honest up front is expecting something that guys since the caveman years have wanted.. it may happen on rare occassions..but honestly..the girl is much more interested in lining her pockets with the dough that someone else might get..then being honest...

If you are worried tho..be up front..tell the girl hey I am overweight..is that gonna impact the date? if she says NO.. the remember that.save that email..if you think you recieve less than adequate service that you expected..then do the one thing you can..WRITE AN HONEST REVIEW OF HOW YOU FELT YOUR EXPERIENCE WENT.. and point out that you were honest in the email and she ensured good service.. its how this world works, what makes it work, and guys will appreciate you for it even if the girls don't.. and more girls will find that sexy and attractive and be eager to see you because atleast above all things..YOUR HONEST..
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  • 01-16-2011, 11:21 AM
DeAnna Luv, thank you!
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  • 01-17-2011, 10:15 AM
Hey, what about (us) skinny, ugly, almost bald, old mother fuckers? Lol
Well said DeAnna Luv