Really??

Face it, pimps are just not good estimators of age and weight.
dearhunter's Avatar
Yep..........really!!
You have at least 20 lbs of beef hanging. I think it ate the bottom half of your panties. Originally Posted by ChickenFried81
are you talking about her meat curtains? from the pics, I'd guesstimate at 20 lbs



VS THIS ......






Come on now girl..... 145??? don't piss on me and tell me it's raining...!!!











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Wakeup's Avatar
Heh...she upped the weight in her showcase from 135 to 145, and she's still at least 20 pounds short...
I deleted the pic bc upon further consideration...a 5 second selfie in the mirror that got distorted when i resized it isnt the best way to defend myself. Neither is defending myself in coEd to the trolls of houston. Like i said not the worlds greatest selfie taker but i know that pic didnt do me any justice.

Ill update my showcase this weekend with more pics that accentuate my awesome curves properly. No worries ♡♡♡

I know what i am and what im not... i know im an awesome provider that provides great service. I love my curves and always have had ass, tits, and hips. But i know im nowhere near 250lbs bc at one point n time a few years ago i was that big..

Im not going to break down n go berserk in CoEd just bc it resembles a high school lunchroom . LoL
Ill just have to do better and stay more ontop of stuff i guess.
Look fwd to taking some awesome pics this weekend for u guys and i hope you enjoy
Have A Wonderful Weekend and Happy Holidays!
dearhunter's Avatar
Heh...she upped the weight in her showcase from 135 to 145, and she's still at least 30 pounds short... Originally Posted by Wakeup
Fixed that for you
08cris's Avatar
Have you tried diuretic pills ?, help you lose water weight quickly......ijs
Wakeup's Avatar
If you're that confident in your appearance and services, then just put an accurate weight in your showcase and let the reviews speak for themselves...don't lie to the guys...

This isn't hard...and fat girls get LOTS of business here in Houston...
Wakeup's Avatar
Fixed that for you Originally Posted by dearhunter
I was being nice...it's Tebowmas time, and I'm trying to improve my position on the naughty/nice list...

Don't want yet another lump of troll coal in my stocking from St.C...
junglemonkey's Avatar
Because of the pic, she self destructed and not elgible for Wakeups runoff list. In fact, Wakeup is trying to help her by advising her to tap into Houstons BBW market.
The profile says 145 lb. Apparently recently updated from 135 lb.

The review says 200-225 lb.

She brings up a figure of 250 lb out of the blue, which I don't think anybody mentioned.

The actual figure is ?

I am 5' 10".

Her profile height is 5' 8"

My racing weight is 170 lb.

Her weight, for given height, should be around 130 - 150 lb.

http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/loseweigh...ght-chart.aspx

A stone is 14 lb.

A weight of 200 lb would put her into the obese category.
Wakeup's Avatar
Because of the pic, she self destructed and not elgible for Wakeups runoff list. In fact, Wakeup is trying to help her by advising her to tap into Houstons BBW market. Originally Posted by junglemonkey
I'm an altruistic trick...helping Houston hookers since 2006...one fat whore at a time...
oilfieldscum's Avatar
So much for up to date showcase pics on the ole ick.
TravelingGentleman's Avatar
Good grief; savage community. o.O

I was looking at her selfie, and her profile pic linked in here...and the tattoos don't seem to be in the same places. I go back and forth (her right thigh vs. her right hip) and can't figure it out.