Who among us would you think most likely to marry a member here?

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  • Toyz
  • 01-06-2016, 09:06 PM
Did whizzs' 2nd wife do ITC, OTC..?Did she work on the honeymoon night? Originally Posted by Noid
Rumor has it she was behind Hunters curtain...
fun2come's Avatar
I'd marry MiMi, but my dick would fall off pretty soon after that, then we'll be rich
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  • 01-06-2016, 11:18 PM
I'd marry MiMi, but my dick would fall off pretty soon after that, then we'll be rich Originally Posted by fun2come
I think Mimi wouuld be interested in you F2C...but you know she has a crush on WhixxZy too?



Now for me...I would marry Asian Layla in a heartbeat...but it would be a short marriage cause she'd fuck me to death on the honeymoon...


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And it would only take 2 minutes to accomplish.
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  • 01-07-2016, 11:59 AM
And it would only take 2 minutes to accomplish. Originally Posted by moonshiner
So we have OP who marries strippers then condemns anyone who has feelings for one... and you who is a proven dangerous stalker of providers when they blow you off...and the third of the "over the hill gang" that launches multi city rants against providers who refuse to see him...

Great fun!
moonshiner's Avatar
What's the matter QuickDraw?
Don't want to address your extreme quality 2 min stamina?
Ladies this guy is the easiest 37.50 (18.75 per min) you could ever make... lol he'd still be overpaying.
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  • 01-07-2016, 12:09 PM
What's the matter QuickDraw?
Don't want to address your extreme quality 2 min stamina?
Ladies this guy is the easiest 37.50 (18.75 per min) you could ever make... lol he'd still be overpaying. Originally Posted by moonshiner
Your obsession with my dick is rather scary...I'll tell you what I told WhixxZy...I will NOT fuck you in your ass...

Who ya stalking lately Ricky? I didn't see you out on NYE...no date?
moonshiner's Avatar
Speaking of obsessions QuickDraw, can you go a single day without talking about this Ricky guy?
Pretty fucking gay.
You claimed you were going to make people forget his name, can't do that if you can't forget it yourself homo.
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  • 01-07-2016, 12:17 PM
Your the one talking about my dick...

Seriously though...how does it feel slinking around in darkened corners hoping a MOD doesn't figure you out and ban you again?

Must be pretty pathetic to have that sad addiction to not being able to just serve out your ban...
moonshiner's Avatar
Sad addiction? Like you posting 24/7 over Christmas holidays?
How sad are you that you had nothing or no one to do?
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  • Toyz
  • 01-07-2016, 12:32 PM
Sad addiction? Like you posting 24/7 over Christmas holidays?
How sad are you that you had nothing or no one to do? Originally Posted by moonshiner
Lets get back to your addiction about my Dick and your documented stalking episodes...

Why are you so concerned about my cawk? Do you collect pictures or what? Honestly...it's amazingly creepy...

And you should have to wear a stalker leg bracelet so all the providers know you are in their vacinity.

You scary dude...I can't imagine why any.provider would ever see you again... (and I've been told that by those that have seen you).
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  • Toyz
  • 01-07-2016, 12:46 PM
Randb. I know you are muted but I need you to fire up the R&D team and work on a "Stalker is in your perimeter" Little Ricky warning leg monitor. It must be able to withstand little doggie teeth biting.
Little Monster's Avatar
Who on earth would know where to begin. There's countless dumbasses both men and women on here who mistake this place for a dating site
buffhunter's Avatar
Maybe some should take up golfing or schedule a session asap. I'm sure there is history behind some of this banter that might help understand some of it. But this reads like what a middle school chat room might sound like.
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  • 01-09-2016, 12:21 PM
Maybe some should take up golfing or schedule a session asap. I'm sure there is history behind some of this banter that might help understand some of it. But this reads like what a middle school chat room might sound like. Originally Posted by buffhunter
The ones of us who engage in it, both sides, actually enjoy the banter...

Might I suggest the ones with the problem are those that don't like it-such as yourself-but still feel the need to read it, knowing what it will be, and then comment on it...

Ignore button is your friend...or go play golf...