Sex at a funeral/hospital

@ugotme yeah that's a crazy gal. Not sure I would want to hook up w someone like that.
@drothy different strokes for different folks. LOL. Originally Posted by Victoria Columbari

They like to surprise each other.

I spent several days "taking care" of this acquaintance who eventually became my gf, perhaps as a result of my intensive care. She had shoulder surgery, not really serious but not ambulatory either. It was a tour de force. The details of the whole experience, I can only narrate while having sex. They require reenactment .

Had sex on the fourth floor of a hospital on Floyd coral. I'm sure happy my insurance covered me for a private room.

Sorry to hear about your uncle and your mom. I hope she is better soon.

That being said, back in the day I use to work at a hospital when I first started out and my position gave me access to the entire building. I have many fond memories in the secluded areas of that hospital. There were several very beautiful ladies I got to hook up with through out the time I spent working there.

Again thank you for well wishes on my mom. Sounds like some good times you all have had in the hospital.

Funny that this topic came up, but back in June 2015, me and a friend were doing the club hoping thing. Which I don't normally do, but friends birthday. My friend is the trouble maker who can't hold his liquor type. Long story short, he got into a fight (stupid), busted his hand badly, and we went to the emergency room. Their was this one RN that kept coming to the room to check on him, like constantly. Caucasian, dirty blonde hair, Average looking, average chest, but a noticeable booty in her scrubs. 30 years old (because that was one of my questions). Everytime she came in the room, I would try to ask questions in a flirty type way. On or around her 8th visit (in a hour time span), I followed her out of the room and into the hall. After talking to her for 25 minutes or so in the hall, we ended up in the stairwell with our pants pulled down and her bent over. Didn't take long, I was slightly intoxicated and she was ready. Afterwards, she took my number (because she said she had an old-man. Don't know if that meant husband or boyfriend). She called a couple of times, we had sex five or six more time outside of the hospital, then it fizzled out. Nope, not my first penthouse moment but it was the quickest connection I ever had. And to save some email traffic; Yes, I had a condom, because if we didn't hook-up at one of the clubs, I was going to call one of my EECIE providers, so I was prepared. And no, I don't know about the camera situation in the stairwell, because I really didn't care and I don't work there. But if footage surfaces, I will make sure to post it here.

@skills awesome

Great topic!! My mom was in rehab from hip surgery at a hospital on the N.E. side so I would go by every night after work to see how she was doing. I would hang out for hours with my tablet or a book then go home, hit the sack and start the next day again.

Of course being surrounded by nurses I was a huge flirt in the hallways and in the room when my mom was asleep. After a few weeks this nurse that I had been getting major flirt game from, came in around 11:30pm to check on my mom who was knocked out from her pain meds. I was laid out in sweat pants and a tee shirt on the "chair bed". She walked around in front of me and essentially put her ass in my face. She had teal lace boy shorts on and a lower back tattoo that I had not seen before but I could now because of my angle. I said "Lace and Tattoos, very nice" in a low voice. She turned around and brushed my dick. Needless to say followed her to the break room and she helped me relieve some frustration.

We hooked up a few more times. There was a hotel close to the hospital and we would coordinate times we could meet. I had to cut it off when she started talking relationship and commitment.

Thats just wrong on so many levels Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

I was thinkng the same...

Hospital maybe, funeral can't do it lol