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Alfred_Wayne's Avatar
I've actually recently had a fantasy where a provider comes to my shop and we trade services then and there :P
albundy's Avatar
I've actually recently had a fantasy where a provider comes to my shop and we trade services then and there :P Originally Posted by Alfred_Wayne
Your post reminded me of something. No bullshit. True story.

I was working nights. There was only a few of us working and we were all buddies. A friend of mine's wife showed up in nothing but a trench coat, walked into the shop, and flashed me. She then told me to follow her, I did. She got on a desk in a dark office and wanted to fuck. Now, she's a dirty slut, no doubt about that, but I still couldn't bring myself to do it, man. She's my buddy's old lady and he lives in constant denial about her. But, she doesn't even try to hide what she does. She sent me a bunch of videos and pictures of her absolutely perfect tits. Her face is , OK, not fantastic, but her tits and pussy are works of art.

Oh well, let's get back to the original topic...
Alfred_Wayne's Avatar
That's crazy, and hard to believe! You are welcome to pass her this way though. LOL
albundy's Avatar
It actually happened. If I was making it up, I'd have said I fucked her, or it least that she blew me. Her face isn't great, but her body is nice. His wife is a total slut. He doesn't believe it. I think he knows, but likes to live in his fantasy world. Oh well. Sucks that she's all of a sudden stopped sending videos and stuff though. They were a nice little present in my emails every so often.


The BIGGEST problem with her is that every time she fucks someone, it seems EVERYONE knows about it. She runs her mouth too much! (Also, she's my buddy's old lady, but mostly that first thing I mentioned is the problem.)
rogerdodger's Avatar
It actually happened. If I was making it up, I'd have said I fucked her, or it least that she blew me. Her face isn't great, but her body is nice. His wife is a total slut. He doesn't believe it. I think he knows, but likes to live in his fantasy world. Oh well. Sucks that she's all of a sudden stopped sending videos and stuff though. They were a nice little present in my emails every so often.


The BIGGEST problem with her is that every time she fucks someone, it seems EVERYONE knows about it. She runs her mouth too much! (Also, she's my buddy's old lady, but mostly that first thing I mentioned is the problem.) Originally Posted by albundy
i'm sure this isn't fiction ... kudos for you for not screwing your buddy's wife. and ... i'm sure if i was in your position i would ditch them both before someone loses it and shows up with a weapon.
Rjames's Avatar
I'm pretty good at drilling oil wells
I don't recommend going that route (bartering). If your looks and services speak for themselves, stick to your protocol regarding compensation. You can hire Civilians who are certified & reliable to do your electrical, plumbing, etc. It's much safer and more professional.

Just my 2 cents...
-LLL
conhugeco's Avatar
I can do IT and computer related work.
You can never blame the hobbyists for promoting and plugging their trades, though!
-LLL
I don't recommend going that route (bartering). If your looks and services speak for themselves, stick to your protocol regarding compensation. You can hire Civilians who are certified & reliable to do your electrical, plumbing, etc. It's much safer and more professional.

Just my 2 cents...
-LLL Originally Posted by LisaLyonz

Like I said in a previous comment, I personally am not looking at bartering anything, just a fun little convo to see if anyone had ever traded in the past and the crazy stories that came about. Although a friend and myself did pay for a cab ride once by flashing the guy in downtown lol
@AS...That sounds like a fun cab ride, dear! Life can be so random and fun. Enjoy!
-LLL
MrCthulhu's Avatar
I can do anything IT or computer related except for website design. I can host your website or manage the backend server, but I cannot for the life of me design a website. I also do android app development as a hobby
Cool stuff guys!
turbo-dog's Avatar
I've bartered services in the hobby with no problems at all. I've bartered for construction, daycare, and other types of services. Never any issues in other industries either.
In Civilian life, bartering is different than in Hobby life.
Agreed.