Office coworker question

Never mix business with pleasure. My friend

Stellar advice to man who already pulled his dick out for a co-worker on the job. Originally Posted by Bourne Whorist

Agreed. Twas a brain fart moment. I get them on occasion.

... She wants to give me a hand job but I'm afraid she'll think it's not big. What should I do Originally Posted by MK1985tx

Offer her 40 bucks for the HJ and 80 if she'll blow you. Once you turn her pro you won't have to worry about her laughing at your wiener size, at least not to your face or to any of the other RL co-workers (unless she turns out to be a potty mouth outin' whore, but I wouldn't worry about that right away).

Then you can write a review and get six weeks premium access. If she's any good, maybe you could help her "manage" her business.

Win win as I see it.

Mainly for the ladies but I know the guys will def try to fuck with me. I have an office mate who always joked that I had a small one cuz I was white. I got sick of hearing so one day I briefly whipped it out and she thought it was nice and thought it looked big. Prob was I was kinda hard a little and told her it was limp. Lol. She wants to give me a hand job but I'm afraid she'll think it's not big. What should I do Originally Posted by MK1985tx

Wake up and splash some cold water in your face.. you're OBVIOUSLY DREAMING. LOLOL

This so totally actually happened so hard that it hurts.

#im14AndWouldntItBeACoolStoryI f...

This thread makes me feel like someone jizzed in my third eye. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

I love third eye blind!

IB

Mainly for the ladies but I know the guys will def try to fuck with me. I have an office mate who always joked that I had a small one cuz I was white. I got sick of hearing so one day I briefly whipped it out and she thought it was nice and thought it looked big. Prob was I was kinda hard a little and told her it was limp. Lol. She wants to give me a hand job but I'm afraid she'll think it's not big. What should I do Originally Posted by MK1985tx

What should you do? I'd suggest preparing your resume. For, if you truly do comport yourself that way at your place of employment, it's only a matter of time before your ass is out on the streets.

Go for the handjob. It'll be more satisfying than the HR firing. You already whipped it out.. In for a penny in for a pound of cock as they say.

You are an HR office nightmare. Originally Posted by Camille Fox

What's the problem I whip mine out during meetings all the time.

Sometimes I use it as a gavel and thump it on the conference room table to silence the room so I can make my intellectual point to my coworkers. Originally Posted by rideronthestorm9

99x out of a hundred, after strolling into the coed lounge, I ask myself WTF am I doing reading this nonsense, and ....how did I get to page 7 of this stupidity. But then there's gems of threads like these that make it all worthwhile!

RW stranger than fiction. Thanks OP!! I am

Do you know what I'm going to do the next time I have an urge for a female coworker?

I'm going to find a provider who looks similar to her and book a roleplay session.

I predict it'll be cheaper in the long run.

Ever been duped by an article from "The Onion?" I ended my streak of staying off the coed section for this shite. Well played...

Well said, I have met a couple of women like that who had boyfriends and pulled the same shit. They sent hot and heavy signals and when a man bit, she promptly went to the boyfriend to start trouble.

Stay away as no job is worth loosing over a piece of ass, let alone a hand job!

Once upon a time, I was sitting at a work meeting with two ladies. One was a close co-worker with whom I trusted and confided. The second was a lady and acquaintance whom I had known for about two years and worked with on several projects, but she was not someone who I would call a friend...

While waiting for a third person to join, lady #2 ask if she could look at and touch my hands and finger nails. Therein ensued a conversation between the two ladies about how nice and soft my hands were compared to many other guys in the office. Lady #2 asked me what I did to keep them nice and I replied nothing, that I just wore work gloves when needed. She also commented how nice it was to see finger nails that were clean, clipped evenly and not bitten or ragged. I am thinking that she was imagining my hands on her body (go figure, I am a natural dirty old man).

I must have been getting a confused look on my face about that time, wondering where this conversation was going and what were her true intentions (maybe hopefully?). At this point, my wingman lady friend #1 told lady#2 to cut it out her shit, that she had caused HR enough problems by engaging guys in the workplace and encouraging them to respond in an inappropriate manner, which was then reported. Unknown to me, I had just encountered a beautiful but very dangerous female predator who has managed to get several other guys into trouble with HR, just by responding to her advances.

Short story long, don't play where you work. Be careful when dealing with others in the work place. The higher you go into management and executive positions, the more vulnerable you are to manipulation for a variety of reasons, including inappropriate sexual relationships.

Suggest you compartmentalize your hobby world and your real world play time far away from your workplace business relationships. Applies to both married and single people in the workplace. I know, lots of people who have met their soul mates and future SOs at work, and it appears to have worked out OK, or maybe sometimes not. Why take a chance? Keep it Zipped Up at work. I often used the buddy system with this lady at future meetings. Just saying... Originally Posted by BugleBoy

ok, listen carefully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6k#t=1m44s

This thread makes me feel like someone jizzed in my third eye. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

lol!

Is that listed as "Hinduism" on the menu, right under "French", "Greek", and "Russian"?

lol!

Is that listed as "Hinduism" on the menu, right under "French", "Greek", and "Russian"? Originally Posted by Austin65

Yes, but someone has to yell "Holy Cow!" for it to be official.