I continue to be entertained by the Amazing Miss V

Pardon me, I'm just over here internet crushing..
I haven't laughed this hard since Melissa McCarthy went looking for her captain's balls in "The Heat".

If I had only known Miss V. was out there calling out the immature and misogynistic bull shit in this forum with her sharp wit and world class humor I would have read Coed more often.

Is this why so many fuck wits have stopped posting? If so, we owe you a debt of gratitude.

Miss V., please carry on. You should be writing comedy scripts or books.
Can't(too lazy) find the post,but I recall when she checked Whisper's fat ass by describing how he would have to be removed from somewhere by removing a wall and a crane being used.
OK--Now we are starting to roll.

Thanks to Miss V for her latest contribution to this impressive body of literature (and for her own great body and figure). WoW !

Thanks to all who have shared their favorite Miss V diatribes against the dark forces that attempted to silence the majority in ATX Coed.

Let's keep them rolling in...
ck1942's Avatar
Wishing more peeps on board could share her sense of humor!
Miss V Unplugged. I'm hosting and selling tickets. $800 a head, $20 a snatch. Scotch and champagne bar. Vintage, couture, and boutique lingerie house party. No limp dicks allowed. No open bar, this ain't a wedding. No stripper poll. No riff raff. If you're already pissed off, you're not invited.

(Thank you V for letting me hijack your spotlight for commercial gain. This retirement ain't funding itself)
knotty man's Avatar
they need to host a glory hole for her
never seen so many guys tryin to suck a womans dick
(metaphorically)
they need to host a glory hole for her
never seen so many guys tryin to suck a womans dick
(metaphorically) Originally Posted by knotty man
What beauty! What intellect! What charm!

Step right up! Ladies and Gentlemen! You wouldn't believe it, but we got a bonafide lady in our stocks. For only $8k you too can make Miss V your cum pocket (rubbers included as they are required).

Seriously?
Ahhhh Ms V, I'm sure even ol' gents like the Colonel at KFC would prefer his beard dipped in your jelly rather than his gnarled fingers. Tho, on 2nd thought, he does like it "finger licking good"!
VictoriaLyn's Avatar
a favorite

N'er trust anyone with a scribble on 'er FUPA Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
Our lovely MS V has outdone herself with her latest PA: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1695191

The only thing more exciting than seeing a new post by MS V is a BCD session where she dazzles with both beauty and intellect.

Thanks for making my day....

BugleBoy
I have only seen Miss V once. However I have been thinking after seeing her
2/19/16 ad "I can Kegle entire Bachmann Turner Overdrive Repetoire"
It most likely kill me.
Sweet Sexy Jesus with a Jerk Sock, thanks guys!

This is sure highfalutin' honor for a lady who's profession it is taking gnarled old man fingers to the jelly hole and leaves my hair and face smelling like the Secret Menu of Long John Silver's Aire du Nutsac Secretions. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
I've always wanted to start a PM with "Dear Miss Thundersnatch".
Gotta get me some ThunderSnatch. It's all good...