Soft Touch Reference Card?!?!?

Where is the fucking punch card then?

They actully come in handy I got one yesterday. Of course the guy I quoted here and his senior buddies are gonna put their smell bad lies in as usual. Its a very nice reputable place with a lot of nice extras and nice chicks good looking ones and good smelling ones and a lot of good ideas. Refereces do come in quite handy. This guy I just quoted says he gave most of the naughty and nude rub girls bad reviews when he gave them good reviews just an example of his lies and phony posts to promote only certain chicks. Originally Posted by unwindtoo

now u r the one who is contraDICKting himself, never once have i said that ive even seen the naughty and nude rub girls, get ur facts straight unWINDtoo (cause that one thing ur full of WIND and BS as well)...now how did i know that you were going to jump in and say ur the FIRST to get ur grubby lill hands on one of these cards....HMMMMmmmmMMm...LOOK AT ME, I GOT MY CARD...

now u r the one who is contraDICKting himself, never once have i said that ive even seen the naughty and nude rub girls, get ur facts straight unWINDtoo (cause that one thing ur full of WIND and BS as well)...now how did i know that you were going to jump in and say ur the FIRST to get ur grubby lill hands on one of these cards....HMMMMmmmmMMm...LOOK AT ME, I GOT MY CARD... Originally Posted by oneeyedmounstro

Heck yeah I got card lol.. actually thats ur buddy who lied about the reviews mr flyguy0001 it seems like you guys are connected by the waist anyway. He says he gave um bad reviews in which he gave them 3 good reviews, but you are his sidekick. He cant do all the phony reviews though as it would be too obvious. So thats where you came into the scheme.

They actully come in handy I got one yesterday. Of course the guy I quoted here and his senior buddies are gonna put their smell bad lies in as usual. Its a very nice reputable place with a lot of nice extras and nice chicks good looking ones and good smelling ones and a lot of good ideas. Refereces do come in quite handy. This guy I just quoted says he gave most of the naughty and nude rub girls bad reviews when he gave them good reviews just an example of his lies and phony posts to promote only certain chicks. Originally Posted by unwindtoo

I consider myself a semi-learned man, but I honestly don't understand any of this paragraph. Is this English?

I consider myself a semi-learned man, but I honestly don't understand any of this paragraph. Is this English? Originally Posted by haymitch

Semi- learned ? Is that a verb or a noun ?

Semi- learned ? Is that a verb or a noun ? Originally Posted by unwindtoo

Let's see what Dr. unWINDtoo has to say on the subject matter now...

Let's see what Dr. unWINDtoo has to say on the subject matter now... Originally Posted by oneeyedmounstro

I already said

I don't know why you guys are acknowledging this idiot going by unwindtoo... I can give a shit about his (or her) reviews, as they are disjointed and bipolar in their assessments. Ignore, I say, IGNORE.

All being said, I have had a some enjoyable times at Soft Touch, most recently with Mandy (I will post review later). As for the other place, I've only seen Sasha and I had 1 good and 1 lackluster experience.

I don't know why you guys are acknowledging this idiot going by unwindtoo... I can give a shit about his (or her) reviews, as they are disjointed and bipolar in their assessments. Ignore, I say, IGNORE. Originally Posted by Txad99

I was wondering when somebody was going to say it. I've been biting my tongue and trying to be a good boy lol

NO SHOWER..... GROSS

When I first read the title I thought yall men wanted a reference on ladies with a soft touch...
IT WOULD NOT be me but I had a refrence for those who like the lighter hand...Lol
But since I'm not in Elpaso I had no clue...After reading and searching I do not know how they stay in business