Make me a sammich...aka "Friend Zoning," gender, and entitlement

Topic: if you cook us dinner, you are not entitled to sex

If you leave some benjis on the bathroom counter, we might consider putting you in boyfriend zone.

If you leave some benjis on the bathroom counter, we might consider putting you in boyfriend zone. Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I think "we" are getting a little closer to the basis for the decision making among the female gender (the ones who know they really are females) as to who is "blessed" with entry into the "boyfriend zone"!

There have been numerous "moments" in my life during which a female spoke and/or conducted herself in a manner that indicated she was interested in "more" than just a "friendship" or "professional" relationship and it was characterized by an "awkwardness" that approached being "uncomfortable" because there was some sort of "barrier" there that ought not to be removed.

The "friendship" or "professional relationship" was more important, and transitioning to a "girl/boyfriendzone" would end it ....

..."that joke" about the farm guy in the field who ran into a girl from the neighborhood, who asked him to fuck her in the field. When he put his hat down on the ground, she remarked: You might not want to put her hat down here, we may not be coming back this way!

Why do you all make this shit so damn complicated? It's not...

Yes, it's very simple:

Dinner, Fuck, Leave or Pay, Fuck, Leave ... all depends if you prefer to eat and pretend that you care ... or not.

It is very simple for guys when it comes to girls.

There are the girls who "have" fucked, the girls you "want" to fuck..and lastly there are the girls you don't want to fuck...those are the girls we call "friends".

Yummy,

All these post about blah blah and I still don't have a sandwich....

Why do you all make this shit so damn complicated? It's not... Originally Posted by Wakeup

It's not complicated at all. It's rather simple in fact.

Just keep the string to your hat tight under your chin and you'll be fine.

Or do you call it "a lid"?

Yummy,

All these post about blah blah and I still don't have a sandwich.... Originally Posted by Mythos

Eat me...

I think men that are afraid of being Friend-Zoned need to find their inner-trick and stop trying to woo chicks out of their league.

Like Valerie?

Topic: if you cook us dinner, you are not entitled to sex Originally Posted by YummyMarie

No way. You obviously haven't eaten my cooking. I made turtle soup from the Brennan family recipe. Took me 5 hours.

Like Valerie? Originally Posted by Wakeup

I don't think you need to woo Valerie. You are charming enough in person, and Valerie decides what Valerie wants to do. If she decided not to fuck you anymore, I still believe you two would be friends.

As much as it's cool to talk shit about spending time with people based on their fuckability, if something happened and fucking weren't possible with you two, I'd bet on the over for the longevity of your friendship.

Edit: and as far as me wooing Valerie, I know cash is king. She's way outta my league otherwise

Eat me...

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Thank you baby!

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In this business, time and money spent is understood to reap the reward of pussy for a hobbyist. Should it be true of civilian life as well? If so, should the standard be the same if the genders are reversed?

Things that make me go hmm...] Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I think men that are afraid of being Friend-Zoned need to find their inner-trick and stop trying to woo chicks out of their league. Originally Posted by YummyMarie

So, that was a rhetorical question?