This Bp ad San Angelo just scares me

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http://abilene.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-time/10891264 Originally Posted by Chief62
She's a fucking Zombie!
Wtf!!!! Why? How funny though at the same time. And disturbing. I have a million questions I would like to ask her. But I don't think any answer would suffice. Very interesting. And funny somehow.
I'm just like....wtf??!
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She'd be the star provider at {staff edit- forbidden subject matter- CK}
I wish all providers were like her. Think of all the money I'd have.
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^^^^^^

Lmmfao!!
Wham bam.....that was hilarious! I can see u saying that....serious look on ur face and all. But u do have a very good point!
I wish all providers were like her. Think of all the money I'd have. Originally Posted by wham bam
Unfortunately, it's what San Angelo has anymore since the bust. Maybe one day when life isn't so busy I'll beg zgirl to save us down here.



I suspect I could NEVER be drunk enough to call for a cuntcake massage and still be conscious.
Unfortunately, it's what San Angelo has anymore since the bust. Maybe one day when life isn't so busy I'll beg zgirl to save us down here.

I will come to San Angelo. Soon. I honestly have been nervous, cause the police stories I heard about Angelo. But I will make a trip there soon

I suspect I could NEVER be drunk enough to call for a cuntcake massage and still be conscious. Originally Posted by Chief62
Lmfao
Now you big boys can get your wesso discount! http://abilene.backpage.com/BodyRubs...sages/11004443
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Omg my poor san angelo men 😔
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Omg we're back to this again?! I'm a sick fuck...I just know it now. Cause I watched that first vid again like 3 fucking times! I just cannot get over that nasty laugh with her tongue out at the end! LOL

"All I do is make moooneeeyy" LOL

Ok, so the wesso thing. No idea wtf it meant. Soooo....what did I do? I googled the motherfucker lol

Urban Dictionary:

Mexican-Spanish slang for an extremely hard/huge penis.

When you are really horny and you're dick is fucking rock hard (from being soooo horny) and it feels larger than usual (like having the highest hard penis ever), then, you have a wesso. If you are watching porno and a guy comes out with a giant cock (like long-dong silver), then, you say he has a wesso.

Hence the wesso discount! Lol
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Omg my poor san angelo men �� Originally Posted by Perfect Playmate
Jess, do you give a wesso discount? Cause I could take like 16 Cialis and bring you over my wesso lol
Cause I could take like 16 Cialis and bring you over my wesso lol Originally Posted by FBSMLUVR
You could hurt somebody with that thing ya know.
Thank God I started this thread. Had the urge for a lunch appointment and since someone advertised to be in town I hit her up. No answer yet but noticed she posted in BP Odessa yesterday so I assume she decided not to visit. Almost talked myself into TOFTT on this one but then reading the thread brought me back to reality.
Hey FBMSLUVR, she found a cute friend: http://abilene.backpage.com/FemaleEs...th-me/11280843