How old is too old to hobby

I love older men because it's like they know how to treat a lady. I am not looked at as a hooked in their eyes and it will never be said. The respect is awesome. The more respect the more you get out of me. Originally Posted by SexyPlatinum
i know how to treat a lady. I respect all women that return that respect
^^^^and you do well baby muah miss you
Sir Lancehernot's Avatar
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_643303.html

“Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It’s just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They’ll yell things like, ‘fuck her daddy, fuckk her daddaddy!’ There’s a lot of cheerleader going on! The main girlfriend wipes off his [uncondomed] penis. She’s the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all night. She’s around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She’s been there for three years now... When it first gets started his main girlfriend gives him [oral sex], then she has sex with him. She’s the first to go because that’s the safest for her. No protection and no testing. He doesn’t care.”

Sounds kind of pathetic for a guy who's in his 80s, but he still gets more pussy in a week than I do in a year, so who am I to criticize?
Phrodo's Avatar
I am still involved when I can be. And I too have many years of experience. All I need is someone to make the damn thing work!! And someone patient enough to let it work.
Stevensegal's Avatar
Never too old to have fun. The day I can't get it up anymore, I'm putting on a strap on and still f*cking.
The older, the better IMHO. If you have one foot in the grave, then you're golden.
Jules Jaguar's Avatar
Mick Jagger is apparently not too old to hobby.. 73 next week, and an expectant Father.

he may be too rich to hobby.. Fucker can probably score any Bitch he wants. Originally Posted by Chung Tran
Have you seen the kids mother? Wowza
I just hope my pecker will still work when I'm 70. So if you have it use it!!!
Jules Jaguar's Avatar
Just make sure you have your faculties still in order... I love older guys but once pre eccie I had a guy tell me he dribbles a little which turned into him peeing all over my bed. If it gets to that point it may be time to stop just saying.
Chung Tran's Avatar
Have you seen the kids mother? Wowza Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar
I have now..

http://wtvr.com/2014/06/19/mick-jagg...lanie-hamrick/

yup, Wowza
Never of course. I'd be happy to die in bed at 100, giving it good to some random woman, probably a nurse!
Lariyah_Cash's Avatar
I don't think you are too old or that anyone could ever be too old for the hobby. I like older gentleman
knotty man's Avatar
ill stop when they pry the condom from my cold dead hand
micktoz's Avatar
From one of my favorite Jethro Tull albums. Too old to rock and roll but too young to die.

So keep on rockin.
Just be honest with whoever you're seeing. If you're actually 80, don't lie and say you are 65 or 70. There are always going to be a few girls with age restrictions but if you are just 100 percent honest; you should be ok.