A poem on why I don't hobby

so is this a first cousin? you have given up the "hobby" should you not go cold turkey and give up the boards? AA says no booze.

The boards have always had a place for people like me who tend towards sugarbabes.

AA might say no booze, but booze says to me 'bring on more AA'.

Yes, I think 'he's British' might explain a lot. Shall I post the Al Murray sketch on Americans again?

Actually, I haven't completely given up on the hobby. If I hadn't been busy last weekend, I would have had a doubles with KLK. The title might more acurately have been '...why I'm not hobbying this weekend' or even '..why I am hobbying very long and hard this weekend with a lady who has some catching up to do'.