Clients does Posts without punctuation, spell check

No, but it limits their clientele. I can get two nuts in an hour if I have some time I between, but who wants to take 20 minutes to recharge listening to a gal that's a dumb as a sack of hammers. Originally Posted by TexTushHog
If I was a guy, I'd feel the same way. Apparently you are a minority kind sir. Brains, to me, is a huge turn on.
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  • L.A.
  • 09-05-2016, 09:25 AM
Please proofread and use punctuation as well as refrain from using run on sentences.


Originally Posted by berkleigh
I agree that run on sentences are very annoying especially when the proper punctuation isn't used like commas and colons and semi-colons and exclamation marks but when things aint proofread that's the most annoying part like when words are spelt wrong it gets on my nerves because it's really not that hard to proof read what you typed but people don't wanna take the time outta there day to do it right
I agree that run on sentences are very annoying especially when the proper punctuation isn't used like commas and colons and semi-colons and exclamation marks but when things aint proofread that's the most annoying part like when words are spelt wrong it gets on my nerves because it's really not that hard to proof read what you typed but people don't wanna take the time outta there day to do it right Originally Posted by L.A.
That was quite the challenge to read....
Has that " Fancy Lady" chimed into this thread?
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Fixed it Originally Posted by pyramider
LMAO

I agree that run on sentences are very annoying especially when the proper punctuation isn't used like commas and colons and semi-colons and exclamation marks but when things aint proofread that's the most annoying part like when words are spelt wrong it gets on my nerves because it's really not that hard to proof read what you typed but people don't wanna take the time outta there day to do it right Originally Posted by L.A.
LOL! Smartass! My eyes hurt now!

Has that " Fancy Lady" chimed into this thread? Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
Now we wait...
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Not if they make sure and say that they are "upscele" "elete" or a "5 Stare" provider... That fools them every time even if they can't spell.
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As long as the message get acrossed, who cares.... This is not company official letter or English 101...
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No it isn't, but I also don't want to be spending time with someone that can't put together a proper sentence either. Unless I'm literally looking for just a quick visit, I want my sessions to be with someone that I'd like to actually spend time with.
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I don't expect her to moan in pleasure in complete or grammatically correct sentences. Not like I'm reciting eloquent poetry during my orgasm, either.
How about those that like to be themselves. That turns me on. To impress me be yourself.
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How about those that like to be themselves. That turns me on. To impress me be yourself. Originally Posted by SexyPlatinum
Now that was very eloquently said.
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  • snarl
  • 09-06-2016, 03:07 PM
I find abuse of the English language to be a turn-off. For those of you who insist on butchering our mother tongue, might I suggest making a 3 dollar investment in a copy of H.W. Fowler's The King's English?

For the love of God, try to at least PRETEND that you have a high school education.
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Not like I'm reciting eloquent poetry during my orgasm, either. Originally Posted by FunInDFW
Why not? You should try it sometime.


To His a Coy Mistress
Andrew Marvel

Had we but world enough and time,
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
We would sit down, and think which way
To walk, and pass our long love’s day.
Thou by the Indian Ganges’ side
Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide
Of Humber would complain. I would
Love you ten years before the flood,
And you should, if you please, refuse
Till the conversion of the Jews.
My vegetable love should grow
Vaster than empires and more slow;
An hundred years should go to praise
Thine eyes, and on thy forehead gaze;
Two hundred to adore each breast,
But thirty thousand to the rest;
An age at least to every part,
And the last age should show your heart.
For, lady, you deserve this state,
Nor would I love at lower rate.
But at my back I always hear
Time’s wingèd chariot hurrying near;
And yonder all before us lie
Deserts of vast eternity.
Thy beauty shall no more be found;
Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound
My echoing song; then worms shall try
That long-preserved virginity,
And your quaint honour turn to dust,
And into ashes all my lust;
The grave’s a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace.
Now therefore, while the youthful hue
Sits on thy skin like morning dew,
And while thy willing soul transpires
At every pore with instant fires,
Now let us sport us while we may,
And now, like amorous birds of prey,
Rather at once our time devour
Than languish in his slow-chapped power.
Let us roll all our strength and all
Our sweetness up into one ball,
And tear our pleasures with rough strife
Through the iron gates of life:
Thus, though we cannot make our sun
Stand still, yet we will make him run.
  • DSK
  • 09-06-2016, 10:54 PM
I agree that run on sentences are very annoying especially when the proper punctuation isn't used like commas and colons and semi-colons and exclamation marks but when things aint proofread that's the most annoying part like when words are spelt wrong it gets on my nerves because it's really not that hard to proof read what you typed but people don't wanna take the time outta there day to do it right Originally Posted by L.A.
Nice try but Hemingway was a little better at that and knew just how to pull it off although I have to say aye prefer a smart girl though I'll fuck a pretty but dumb chick a few times anyway.