Where is the strangest/wildest/most awkward place you have "performed an act"?

Duthgar1976's Avatar
in a bush behind a country bar in San Diego CA. Back when i was in the navy there wasa bar on base that was called Anchors and Spurs. I met some lady in there who gave me a sob story bout her husband cheating on her and telling her on the flight over from Hawaii. After a while she said she wanted to suck my dick but there was a small problem it was before payday i didnt have the cash for a hotel room and he was coming to pick her up when the bar closed. So we fooled around outside and soon discovered the large bushes we could hide behind.

While she was sucking on me i was reaching down to play with her tits and her pussy through her cloths. after a while she asked if i had a condom and i just smiled and pulled the one out a friend had given me earlier in the night. I am no sexual dynamo im not hung liek a horse but she enjoyed me fucking her in her bush in that bush. i busted that nut she cleaned me up and i was one happy young man.

Later her husband picked her up and i went white with fear because he is stationed with me at my command and was the new guy that we all said looked like some kind of serial killer!

I dont know if he ever knew i banged his wife i dont care she caused all kinds of drama for him during their divorce and he was later kicked out for being a dumbass.... but i admit i was a little scared he was going to just walk up to me and start stabbing me for a while.
ElBombero's Avatar
That would be in the butt, Bob.
Sinful come to my office!

In a suite during a Cowboys game.
On a green at TPC Las Colinas. Originally Posted by hrlee
I'm ready when you are baby
I've had a blind date and we ended up sneaking on a golf course. Damn that was an awesome memory.
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On a Greyhound Bus.
K9 with a woman bent over a Miata in the Sam Moon parking lot. Met her on Craigslist, spent about two weeks charming her and getting her worked into a frenzy. She was in paralegal school at Kaplan near there. We decided to met up there "Just for a quick coffee" and the rest is history
1) Front porch of the girlfriend's house... Anal.
2) Driving northbound on the Tollway (incredibly stupid...)
Parking lot of Ridgmar Mall -Ashley D's oral skills + my fear of mall security made me cum like a wildcatter just struck oil.
After climbing to the top of a fire tower in Louisiana. Did some kissing and caressing before she removed her panties and pulled up her dress. She turned around, bent over and grabbed the rail. I gave her a few licks from stem to stern and then fucked her in standing doggie. Our double date partners were on the other side of the fire tower, doing there thing.

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tortpicker's Avatar
Uuummm...... YES PLEASE!!!

Originally Posted by Sinful Pleasure
My office is always open to you!
melannie_star's Avatar
With 2 Femdoms and 1 penis Chained to a huge wooden contraption in the red room! Those were the days.
Gave someone head on the Texas Star. I believe the review is around here someplace..... Originally Posted by GracePreston
That is kick ass. Those cages seat about 6 or 8…were there other people there?

I've had several car situations, some were a little dicey. Never an office, but that's always been appealing. I've had some great sex in other people's houses, behind thin doors, and that type of thing.

My best one was in a tent, when my GF and I were camping with friends. We were concentrating so much on staying quiet (not screaming) that I didn't realize—until the very end—that the ENTIRE tent was billowing in and out, deflating and inflating because we were breathing so hard. I'd say that must have been pretty obvious.
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  • 09-07-2016, 03:31 PM
Dressing room at Agent Provacateur in North Park Mall. First time was just a little FIV and a couple sucks on my cock between trying on outfits. Went back a few weeks later with another lady who was a little more daring. We were there about an hour. Enjoyed DATY, full blown BBBJ, and even got our sales lady to join in and get all over the lady I was with while I watched. Spent a lot of money on those outfits but it was more than worth it. Now every time she wears one of the outfits I bought that day we have the added thrill of remembering that shopping trip.
On a boulder in the middle of the Colorado River.
Duthgar1976's Avatar
With 2 Femdoms and 1 penis Chained to a huge wooden contraption in the red room! Those were the days. Originally Posted by melannie_star
i think you just won, what im not sure but i think you won.....

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