Is he still wookin-pa-nub in all the wrong places? ... http://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1272353&highlight=
Originally Posted by TryWeakly
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Thanks I needed that good early morning laugh. Pure comedy gold. I chopped up the funniest parts below. The "fact" that he only gave her $1900 to buy a car and $500 for incidentals sounds fishy to me. I can't believe the story based on that alone. If you break it down outside of the $30k / yr he basically took care of her and her boyfriend at dam near the same rates.
Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, and Riki Lake re-runs ain't got shit on this site.
This is for the ladies. If you have a penis I know that you will give me a load of shit.
I'm a single financially independent man. I prefer commercial pussy. I've been in the game about four years. ECCIE and P411 have never disappointed. I am generous and not demanding.
- I have helped ladies in financial distress by loaning or giving not small sums of money.
- I've bought two cars, paid rent, I even bailed out one of your boyfriends to the tune of $5500, and paid bondsman for some ladies in trouble.
- I've paid legal fees to assist in clearing criminal charges.
- I even paid tuition to assist in completing a degree.
- I have taken providers on fabulous travels to the Carribean and thru-out the U.S.
- I gave her $1900 to buy a car, $500 for incidentals, $2000 in advance for future visits with me
- Bought her two iPads and two cell phones.
- She and I agreed on an allowance that in essence paid her $30,000 a year.
- I also promised $1000 a day when we traveled together. She agreed.
- So I see her and I pay her the monthly allowance in advance.
- We agree on a week in the Carribean and I buy her a round trip non-refundable ticket.
Suddenly she doesn't return calls then contacts me telling me to never contact her again. She continues to post here so I know that she is still in the game. This is a bit of a rant but this goose with the golden eggs is a bit perplexed.
Originally Posted by rocky50