I am a Heffalump, working out of state, should I visit Houston?

Don't bother coming, there's nothing here for you.
WU didn't say it so I thought I would.
LMAO

Shameless bump..... I need more info

Where are the great places to stay? Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Galena Park, Fulshear, and Cleveland are the Houston metro hobby hot spots. Or any neighborhood with a drive-through Subway.

Does anyone have a comprehensive list of local ophthalmologists ? Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Don't worry about that - I always bring a magnifying glass and headband to my sessions, as a courtesy to the provider.

Food, I require that in bulk, a comprehensive list of buffets would be nice also. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Cici's pizza. Or if you want something classier, China Border or Dimassi's.

Is there a place local, that sells condoms and lube in bulk? Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Try the restrooms of places on Bissy between 59 and BW8. Or the front desk at any area PI and see what they say.

Is there a photographer avalible to take pictures so I may update my show case? Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

PM Charcoal.

And to you sweet men's I do enjoy a ride across town of it is not too much trouble. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Define "across town." From 99 to 99, that's like an hour or more. If your jaws can stay open that long, sure, I'm game.

For an extra good time, ask me about skinless options. No butt love. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Now you're talking. I'll bring my orbital sander and some coarse grit.

I got a belt sander

Easier to hit the "nooks and crannies" with the orbital.

Not with the skinless bonus.

What the hell was I thinking? The answer to "Where do I buy ____ in Houston" is: Harwin. Sorry for the confusion, my bad.

Unless the OP is actually gonna demand pay for services, this joke goes to the sandbox.

I thought you could not place a threAD in coed...