Trade phone for a date??

Fucking adorable. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

lol

Yea,,I want one of those phones that burn my house down when I'm sleeping

Yea,,I want one of those phones that burn my house down when I'm sleeping Originally Posted by keeponrisin

lol got insurance?

Usually when I fuck up a phone it's because I'm lounging on a raft in my pool, either falling asleep or blasted out of my mind, and the phone buzzes or rings causing me to wake up suddenly and drop the telephone into the water. Either that or I drop it into a drink or spill soda on it.

Hard to imagine life without a cell phone, mine does everything except suck my dick, humm I better check, maybe there is an app for that !

Hard to imagine life without a cell phone, mine does everything except suck my dick, humm I better check, maybe there is an app for that ! Originally Posted by lickidyclit

Maybe it will connect to one of those pussy toys and you can pick your suck mode...