Need a little advice PLEASE!!

Lots of decent advice, especially the "no play on shave day"--save for the nair!!! No, no, never nair--ask the ladies how well that burns, even on legs, much less your ball sack!!!

Sounds like fun to find a hot chick to take care of it for you. However, if you want to do it yourself, get a beard/mustache trimmer, a brand new good quality razor (I use bic comfort 3 on face and down below), some good quality cream shave (i.e. Avalon Organics brand), and some good quality, alcohol free aftershave lotion (found no better than Kiehls for men). The cream shave tends to condition better than regular shaving foam for a less irritated finished product.

Set the guard on the trimmer a couple of notches higher than what you might use for mustache/goatee and trim the hair down to a manageable, razor-manageable level (I trim mustache/goatee at level 3, level 5 down below, for example). Then run some warm water and lather up and go to town--carefully. Once you get things as you like them, take a good lukewarm shower (I never shave in shower--no mirror) and liberally apply the aftershave lotion. Apply the lotion a couple times a day for the first couple of days.

I suggest only clean shaving the shaft and sack and only trim the area above (blend if you are a really hairy guy on belly or you will look freakish) with the razor to even out the lines. The trimmer would have brought that down to a burr-cut level that works well. Unless you are prepared to make this at least a twice a week ritual, you will regret clean shaving the pubic area above your shaft. You will get all kinds of nasty looking and feeling razor bumps as the hair starts to come in. You avoid this by not taking the hair all the way to the skin. Yes, you are doing it on your dick and balls, but at least for me, there is something different about that skin, plus the hair does not seem to grow as fast there for whatever reason.

After the initial buzzdown, that will take a while, attend to it once every week or so and it will barely take more time than shaving your face does to keep yourself nicely groomed. Then go out and find a willing partner and see how much they enjoy taking your nice clean shaft and balls into their mouth!!! I have had women fawn so much over my relatively hairless genitalia you would think it was a foot long with grapefruit balls--and it is definitely NOT!!!

Good luck...

Good advice and comical to boot!

Lots of decent advice, especially the "no play on shave day"--save for the nair!!! No, no, never nair--ask the ladies how well that burns, even on legs, much less your ball sack!!!

Sounds like fun to find a hot chick to take care of it for you. However, if you want to do it yourself, get a beard/mustache trimmer, a brand new good quality razor (I use bic comfort 3 on face and down below), some good quality cream shave (i.e. Avalon Organics brand), and some good quality, alcohol free aftershave lotion (found no better than Kiehls for men). The cream shave tends to condition better than regular shaving foam for a less irritated finished product.

Set the guard on the trimmer a couple of notches higher than what you might use for mustache/goatee and trim the hair down to a manageable, razor-manageable level (I trim mustache/goatee at level 3, level 5 down below, for example). Then run some warm water and lather up and go to town--carefully. Once you get things as you like them, take a good lukewarm shower (I never shave in shower--no mirror) and liberally apply the aftershave lotion. Apply the lotion a couple times a day for the first couple of days.

I suggest only clean shaving the shaft and sack and only trim the area above (blend if you are a really hairy guy on belly or you will look freakish) with the razor to even out the lines. The trimmer would have brought that down to a burr-cut level that works well. Unless you are prepared to make this at least a twice a week ritual, you will regret clean shaving the pubic area above your shaft. You will get all kinds of nasty looking and feeling razor bumps as the hair starts to come in. You avoid this by not taking the hair all the way to the skin. Yes, you are doing it on your dick and balls, but at least for me, there is something different about that skin, plus the hair does not seem to grow as fast there for whatever reason.

After the initial buzzdown, that will take a while, attend to it once every week or so and it will barely take more time than shaving your face does to keep yourself nicely groomed. Then go out and find a willing partner and see how much they enjoy taking your nice clean shaft and balls into their mouth!!! I have had women fawn so much over my relatively hairless genitalia you would think it was a foot long with grapefruit balls--and it is definitely NOT!!!

Good luck... Originally Posted by LonelyHandLeroy

The worst night of my life was spent with me side humping the bathroom sink with my junk under the faucet with full out cold water...it was not a pretty sight...Nair is the devil....

Try this: http://dallas.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...way-40/6059892

She's always gotten great reviews and feedback. Comes with an L1 finish, I believe. Originally Posted by TheBizz

Yup, She is awesome and really nice. I just wish she would do L2.

Other option is to try Norelco Body Groom

I chose the Phillips Norelco BodyGroom Pro BG2040/34. It's rechargeable, has both a clipper/foil end, and a guarded clipper end with 5 settings. It requires no oiling or sharpening and is usable wet or dry. Great product, especially for only $50 w/free shipping via Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...J3587D0MXMXDZT Originally Posted by JustMe68

thanks, just bought one on amazon with free shipping!

You people are a bunch of militant mofo's. Taking TR's advice I went to Amazon to buy the replacement head for the body groomer and under the "people who purchased this also purchased..."

A gun safe.
A floor safe.
Ankle weights.

WTF, are we all shaving our nuts, getting our guns and weighing down the bodies to dump in Lake Lewisville?

Sandy is the best. I've seen her a few times over the past 6 months, and every session has been great!

You people are a bunch of militant mofo's. Taking TR's advice I went to Amazon to buy the replacement head for the body groomer and under the "people who purchased this also purchased..."

A gun safe.
A floor safe.
Ankle weights.

WTF, are we all shaving our nuts, getting our guns and weighing down the bodies to dump in Lake Lewisville? Originally Posted by Boltfan

ha ha, notice that too. I saved that page knowing eventually I will need to get replacements.

I offer manscaping. And, you'll like it!

Do not use nair or neet unless you want a nice burn rash. That shit is like booze, you have to take it slow until you build up a tolerance.

Nitwitboy, we love ya. Even in your absence, your voice speaks on and on. We love ya. may you rest in peace and Godspeed.

BP.

Ahhh, Man up ! Chicks dig well trimmed cocks and naked ball sacs ! Just ask them ! Please reply here ladies and give the man some confidence !

No chemicals. Use a set of electric shears, not the ones for sheep but for men. Unless you wanna go nude, trim a little at a time. Nut sac should be nice and clean. Trim as close as you can, then shave in the shower. Get the folds too. Chicks dig that. Flat tops look the best ( kinda like a close trimmed landing strip ). Makes your cock look bigger too. You will spend more time admiring your assets in the mirror once your done. Think " Balance ". No lopsidedness.

And yea, at first even with an electric trimmer you might get bit, but not to worry. It will heal quickly and only stings for a second. Unless your a dumbass and really gouge the thing. Just use your god given senses, go slow. Maybe look at some photos. It won't make you gay.

You will love how the ladies prefer a hirsuitely maintained cock. They will appreciate you with increased affection.

Ahhh, Man up ! Chicks dig well trimmed cocks and naked ball sacs ! Nut sac should be nice and clean. Chicks dig that. Makes your cock look bigger too. You will spend more time admiring your assets in the mirror once your done.

Maybe look at some photos. It won't make you gay.
Originally Posted by crashkopf

some funny shit!