The other side of the door

I didn't know there WAS such a thing as a bad blowjob! Originally Posted by seductrix4u
Teeth, teeth kills a BJ!
I can understand that, Cleo. Girls get it, too. You just wanna whisper, "Try writing the alphabet with your tongue!" Originally Posted by seductrix4u
I tried that, and when I got to "T," you stopped me. ;-)
I tried that, but the pencil kept slipping off my tongue.....lol Originally Posted by woody4eroticfun
Oh, so THAT'S what kept poking me...over and over again!
I tried that, and when I got to "T," you stopped me. ;-) Originally Posted by Kshunter
I've matured since then, baby. Gimme some ZZZZZ!
Teeth, teeth kills a BJ! Originally Posted by MrFrankPicard
Damn, boy. You must run with a dangerous crowd! I didn't know women used their TEETH on a BJ!
If the picture is clearly not the same person who opens the door,I just walk away.That is false advertising!!!! Originally Posted by JJ Fun Guy
Does that happen often? That WOULD freak me out if I was a guy! And if so, do you say, "Ummm, are you the same girl as in the pictures?"

Frankly, if I were a dude, I'd be less concerned about a girl's appearance (although you don't want her tore up from the floor up!) and more concerned about those girls whose unmentionables you can smell from across the room. Oh, hell to the nah. I would never be that horny! And yet I hear that happens! You poor thangs!
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Please, guys, if you show up and a lady is not exactly what you hoped for (and keep in mind, some of you hope for a unicorn), do her a solid and still enjoy your time with her. What's that phrase--fake it till you make it? Originally Posted by seductrix4u
Fuck that noise...I'm not paying a hooker who is not exactly what I expected...

You get paid to fake it...I'm not going to pay you so I can fake it...
I will never EVER understand why clients have the balls to hire a provider but not have the ability to walk away....


I will see any person once...

then gracefully say no to a second appt.....

for men who hire us hookers, walk the fuck away.. whether it is 200 or 600 per hour.. if you don't like the aesthetics why stay?? aye yiyi....

smh... then again, hookers tend to threaten men who want to walk away with DNS lists... please...

ugh...

really? is this even a legit ????
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Only the cool guys make it onto the National Blacklist...I'm on that shit like seven times.

Whores still love them some Wakeup...
I've had some very good hobby experiences...and some very bad experiences. And sometimes the pictures are too fake, or the incall so absurd/dangerous that I have to walk away. Not trying to hurt anyone's self esteem, but everyone should have a limit.