Questions about salad tossing

Sorry Im late McCaffery. My pecker is probably too small for greek, plus Id be 2 pumps and a squirt and done.

Id lick any gals asshole if she is pretty in the face and has a nice looking, clean behind but Im more interested in oral/anal penetration (TUHA) using a dental dam stretched over my face. Its way safer using a dam and protects from contracting hep, and other nasty bacteria up inside.

Its certainly a fantasy but has to be someone I think is attractive in the face, with a nice clean starfish. Originally Posted by MrNyceGuy

So every provider you commented on.

Sounds like a plan... I'm due for a checkup.

Lena. I'd like to get you in a pair of handcuffs and do a full anal checkup on you. Originally Posted by Danson&Highsmith

I enjoy doing it but I don't stick my tongue up anyone's ass by surprise. Just like I wouldn't stick a finger or toy up there by surprise.

I need to know they like it and are into those things as well.

Really that simple...or at least for me.

Oh and I enjoy my own ass getting licked too .... "eat the booty like groceries".

Words like nasty and dirty can have double meanings for sure haha.
I mean like to dirty men who enjoy getting nasty (or nasty men who like to get dirty) but I don't enjoy nasty/dirty men lol x-D.

I need that asshole to be so squeaky clean it damn near shines before I polish it with my tongue .

When did this practice begin being referred to as "salad"? Salad? Originally Posted by SweetSuzanna

Not the contents, dear, .... the bowl.

Oh and I enjoy my own ass getting licked too .... "eat the booty like groceries".

Words like nasty and dirty can have double meanings for sure haha.
I mean like to dirty men who enjoy getting nasty (or nasty men who like to get dirty Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA

I'm mad I missed you on your visit. Bring those groceries back, baby!

I'm mad I missed you on your visit. Bring those groceries back, baby! Originally Posted by Danson&Highsmith

Indeed you did!
Well....all isn't lost though. Unless you want to fly me back in sooner lol I'll see what I can do about penciling KCMO in for either May or June (or drive to me in STL in March lol ).