LMAO - What A Wack Ass Inaugural Dance

oh my! this shit is god awful and yet I can't turn away. hahahahaha Trump dancing like he has a dick up his ASS...and Melania seems so awkward like she's never heard of music before. What a horrible first dance. What's so funny is they had to play a record because no one would sing live for them. his song starts off with the words: "Now The End IS Near " we are fucked

Mail Order Bride Dance:



Now this is how the shit is supposed to be done take notes all you haters

Real love dance:
Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

Perfect song. The end is near of this nightmare called Obama!

In her BETTER DAYS!

Originally Posted by LexusLover

Today

^^^^^Well, yesterday anyway!

I don't really care how he dances ..... all I know is this is January 21, 2017, the day after Trump's inauguration ..... which makes this the second day (and counting!) that Hillary is not, and will not ever be, our president ..... so now PRESIDENT Trump ..... take a cue from a training camp pep talk that Jason Garrett gave the Cowboys a couple of seasons ago, telling his players to step up and B. A. F. L..... "Be A Fucking Leader"..... something that the previous Muslim moron spent eight years trying to figure out , but of course he was way out of his league and failed miserably .....

What were you expecting. Twerking? That's ghetto shit that one would expect from the previous HNIC.

Is this like " white guys can't jump" ?

I have been told that the purpose of partner dancing is to make the girl look good. In that case we are asking who looked better? Melania or Michelle?
It's not really a competition.

Is this like " white guys can't jump" ? Originally Posted by wordup666

More like "tough guys don't dance."

I am 350lbs and have more rythmn than Trump

Is this like " white guys can't jump" ? Originally Posted by wordup666

Yep and black guys can't govern. Take it as it comes.



Jim

Yep and black guys can't govern. Take it as it comes.



Jim Originally Posted by Mr MojoRisin

Well Jim let's see the Black guys closing numbers:

inauguration Day -1-20-2017
Gas: $2:32 national average per Gallon AAA
Dow: 19,877.25 (close)
Unemployment 4.7% as of Dec of 2016
Contact me back in 4 years we Trump fucks everything cup if he doesn't get impeached first.

I am 350lbs and i can't reach my fat ass to wipe. so i don't bother. Originally Posted by Luke_Wyatt

yuck! u one sick mofo!

Well Jim let's see the Black guys closing numbers:

inauguration Day -1-20-2017 true
Gas: $2:32 national average per Gallon AAA true
Dow: 19,877.25 (close) 10 trillion in stock buy backs. ALL funds went to banks to lend to Corp at 0%.
Unemployment 4.7% as of Dec of 2016 flat out lie. use U6 ratings
Contact me back in 4 years we Trump fucks everything cup if he doesn't get impeached first. Originally Posted by Luke_Wyatt

Glad to see you held by your bet though, let the pounding begin.

I am 350lbs and have more rythmn than Trump Originally Posted by Luke_Wyatt

Have you considered a Lap-Band?

Well Jim let's see the Black guys closing numbers:

inauguration Day -1-20-2017
Gas: $2:32 national average per Gallon AAA
Dow: 19,827.25 (close) on November 8, 2016.
Unemployment 4.7% as of Dec of 2016 By "redefining a work week as "30 hours" when the previous standard was "40 hours"
Contact me back in 4 years we Trump fucks everything cup if he doesn't get impeached first. Originally Posted by Luke_Wyatt

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FTFYour fat-ass, Lubed Wide-ass.