Crackers in bed?

OMG!

I ate crackers in bed and slept on the crumps and is really uncomfortable lol

She told me her name was Cookie, not Crackers. LOL.

Wouldn't that be a little uncomfortable?

This was my first thought. LOL

A young English child is sitting in his four-poster bed eating Fig Newtons. His mother walks in and chastizes him for eating cookies in bed. Then he says "mummy, it's not a cookie, it's a fruit newton." And she says "well, then. carry on, dear. carry on."


I can't find the commercial anywhere. lol